Funk

Funk is that smell that's left over after sex.
by Appledude24 October 17, 2008
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funking

A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.
At some reception:
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!

Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!

and that's how you save the night!
by Marjaan. May 01, 2008
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Funk

A style of music emerging in the late 1960's blending soul, jazz and R&B, mostly played by African Americans at the time.

These days, most people mistake bands such as Red Hot Chili Peppers and Rage Against the Machine to be funk bands, when they are actually funk METAL bands. There is a lot of difference. These bands simply take the base styles and drum styles used in funk and incorporate them into metal.

REAL funk artists use pretty much the same lineup as a jazz group, which includes saxophones, trumpets, trombones, keyboards/pianos, drums, bass and sometimes guitar.

Examples of real funk artists are:

Herbie Hancock
James Brown
Stevie Wonder
Some great funk songs -
"Higher Ground" - Stevie Wonder
"Chameleon" - Herbie Hancock
"Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine" - James Brown
"Superstition" - Stevie Wonder
"Sly" - Herbie Hancock
by Pangui July 15, 2007
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the funk

Damn, dude! take a shower, you got the funk!
by Anti January 02, 2005
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funk that

An explative alternative appropriate for friendly co-workers and acquaintances where full on use of explatives may or may not be well received. Or, commonly used when one has had a come to jesus meeting or a new years resolution to clean up the potty mouth.
co-worker uno: I just overheard the sup saying we have to work late.
co-worker dos: funk that. I'm heading out before they find me.
by KerriBeth January 20, 2008
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Funks

A word describing any Noun such as a Person Place or thing as a negative. Ugly, distasteful, Unpleasant, fright, no beauty.
That gurl over there is Funks
by KevinPat October 24, 2005
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Funking

Term to describe something incredibly cool.

Useful in situations where the term "fu*king cool" would be deemed inappropriate and/or where cool just won't hit it.

Add as extra dimension to the term "fu*king cool" because you are doubling up on the cool. There few things cooler than funky.

Best used as an adverb.
- This is funking cool

- You funking rock

- This is funking insane
by matthaisz October 10, 2010
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