I need to visit with Dr Frazier Crane about my clit envy. I keep obsessing that my wifes clit is 3 times larger than my cock.
by Little member okc May 2, 2013
"Hey man, I just rolled the fattest doob and now everything is beautiful."
"Man I wish I was high RN"
"Dudebro you've got crazy weed envy"
"Man I wish I was high RN"
"Dudebro you've got crazy weed envy"
by Gronkus March 19, 2014
Occurs when you order food at a restaurant and then when the food arrives wish you had ordered the same as someone else on your table who you perceive to have made a better choice
by Heather Burbage October 19, 2007
the jealousy-triggered condition from which other Facebook friends suffer when comparing their own paltry number of "Likes" on a status update with someone else's, posted by a person who consistently reaps "Likes" by the dozens.
Jimmie: Holy crap! Did you see how many "Likes" Jill got with her status update about her amazing landscaping skills?
David: No! I'm still reeling over how many she got when she posted a picture of her sneakers!
Adam: Guys, guys. Just listen to us here. What have we become? We have a full blown case of Like Envy.
Amy: Homos!
Jill: Hahahahaha
David: No! I'm still reeling over how many she got when she posted a picture of her sneakers!
Adam: Guys, guys. Just listen to us here. What have we become? We have a full blown case of Like Envy.
Amy: Homos!
Jill: Hahahahaha
by lookingforacure December 21, 2012
when one is jealous of another person's shoes. sometimes to the point of purposely
stepping on that person's shoes to mess them up.
stepping on that person's shoes to mess them up.
by v8dreaming November 3, 2008
by whatthefuckrupaul April 7, 2019
seeing someone else with a beard miles more epic than the one you are currently sporting, making you wish you hadn't shaved or wish you had one like it.
by Captain Dale May 17, 2010