One common symptom of female menopause is painful sexual intercourse. The medical term for painful sexual intercourse is "dyspareunia" (dis-par-oo'-nia). While talking about this with my husband, we coined a new phrase that plays off of the medical term. The new phrase is "despairing yoni". Using this coined phrase makes talking about this condition with my husband lighter, more comfortable and easier.
Some of the options for dealing with a despairing yoni are vaginal lubrication, hormone replacement, and low-level laser treatments.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.
by Janidew June 30, 2017
A situation of unequal melancholy.
by QuacksO June 28, 2023
The feeling of hopelessness, way better than hope.
It’s a feeling to don’t even have to do anything to feel.
It’s a feeling to don’t even have to do anything to feel.
by PERICLODTHEGREATESR October 3, 2022
the possible best thing in the universe also that stupid mayonnaise sour cream hair hope crusty musty dusty rusty idiotic asscrack
Nagito friggin komaeda hates it idk why maybe cos he's just weird but yeah
Nagito friggin komaeda hates it idk why maybe cos he's just weird but yeah
Junko Enoshima: all I want is Despair, and there's nothing you can do about it.
NAGITO KOMAEDA: HOPE HOPE HOPE :)
NAGITO KOMAEDA: HOPE HOPE HOPE :)
by ☆junko☆ April 17, 2022
despair is ultra epic. i stan.
by yaya.com May 20, 2022
by shuichishyhara July 1, 2022
When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.
My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.
by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023