Desk 

a desk

a desk

Desk by Confirminati Illumed January 6, 2016

under the desk support 

when ur girl gives u head under ur desk while you play on your PC :))

"want some under the desk support while you play, babe?"

under the desk support by il0v3shr3k June 20, 2022

Desktopable 

When spotting a picture perfect image, whether it be moonlight on a lake, or whatever you think would make a good image as a background setting on your desktop (Computer).

Man, that stop sign looks like it's in the middle of the woods! That's totally desktopable!

Desktopable by Chris_B March 8, 2005

Desko 

The act of boogie-ing in your office chair to bad radio stations, as witnessed from receptionists and cubicle jockeys

Look at Alice over there desko dancing to that crap A.M. station

Desko by Monrom October 10, 2008

desk jockey 

US Military term (ca. 1960s-1990s) used by "line" types (fleet, aviation crew & flightline, special forces, infantry) to refer with contempt to HQ and staff (non-operations) personnel, especially bureaucratic types who push petty regulations as a way to harrass others. Also used as mildly derisive term by aviation types to refer to crewmembers temporarily removed from flying and assigned "desk" (non-flying) duties for administrative or disciplinary purposes.

What asswipe desk jockey came up with the idea of prohibiting bags (flightsuits) and cammies in the NCO Club for lunch? Guess those clerks didn't want all those grubby SOBs who work for a living spoiling the view...

desk jockey by Speedstan May 19, 2008

Dess

When something is shit or when a situation sucks

her swag is dess

dude: yoo is she good in bed?
friend: naw she's dess

Dess by YungToronto February 3, 2012

Desk Potato 

One who sits at a desk all day long but gets little to nothing done -- usually because of websurfing or playing computer games. Derived from couch potato. Differs from desk jockey in that although employment involves a desk, nothing is getting done.

Jim has become a real desk potato. Between Mahjong and Minesweeper he manages to squeeze in a few hours on MySpace, and then he plays RPG's 'til midnight.

Desk Potato by someoneouthere September 14, 2008