by SHUCK IT May 10, 2018
When you are banging your lady in the poop shoot and she is agape, you spin around and defecate into her anus, then rotate back around to continue anal coitus until ejaculating into your own feces.
I met this girl the other night at the bar, she was so nasty i had to give her the old curds and whey.
by Wookenator September 9, 2018
The term used in the surgeon's logbook to describe the sort of smeggy excretion produced by all the members of HMS Port Royal after they were all entertained by the same lady in a Port in Jamaica over a three-day period. Widely recognised as an excuse for having no quinine left.
'...Jan 21, 1653. The men are all up against the trots and the penile curd, although the hammocks preclude any buttock-ranging infestations...' Naval Surgeon, HMS Gallant
by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008
by Gorgone August 9, 2003
When a male takes a dump and drops a big healthy turd and rubs out a load of man curd are the same time.
I just did a turd n’ curd and left it.
I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.
I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.
by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020
The Kentucky Cheese Curd is a sexual act/game preformed in the bedroom when the Male gapes the female's asshole and puts multiple cheese puffs in her ass, and 1 single milkdud. Once this is achieved the Male subject then guesses how many cheese puffs she will fart out before the milkdud. If guessed incorrectly, he has to eat all of it. If guessed correctly, she has to eat it.
by Doug McCockiner May 14, 2021
1. A scatological sex act. The giver defecates onto (solid) or into (liquid) his or her lovers nose. Rumored to be a favorite among the many sexual deviants that inhabit the great white north
2. A practical joke. A person who is passed out or deep in sleep is given a Canadian Curd Bucket by rubbing fecal matter into their nostrils. This results in an ever-present and overwhelming odor perceptible only to the recipient. If done properly the recipient will be only be able to smell and taste feces for days.
2. A practical joke. A person who is passed out or deep in sleep is given a Canadian Curd Bucket by rubbing fecal matter into their nostrils. This results in an ever-present and overwhelming odor perceptible only to the recipient. If done properly the recipient will be only be able to smell and taste feces for days.
Chad: He Steve what did you do while you were in Edmonton?
Steve: I watched a Vietnamese whore give a guy a Canadian Curd Bucket at a peep show. It was the best!
Chris: Everywhere I go today stinks like shit!
Will: Oh, I forgot to tell you, I gave you a Canadian Curd Bucket while you were passed out.
Steve: I watched a Vietnamese whore give a guy a Canadian Curd Bucket at a peep show. It was the best!
Chris: Everywhere I go today stinks like shit!
Will: Oh, I forgot to tell you, I gave you a Canadian Curd Bucket while you were passed out.
by Patient zero January 24, 2007