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flat cocking 

The act of two women (lesbian or not) sitting across from each other with their legs spread open and sideways, allowing for full contact of their vagina to one another. Once in contact, they begin rubbing/grinding themselves against the other's vagina. Not entirely unlike the act of using a two-headed dildo and coming all the way together, only this does not involve a dildo.
My dyke neighbors would probably spend a romantic evening flat cocking each other, since they were too poor to buy a dildo or strap-on.

I can't believe nobody has heard of the term "flat cocking"
flat cocking by RDSTUD September 21, 2007

Hoover-Cocking 

A wide mouth blowjob that gives no pleasure creating a awkward sitution
Last week Mikala was Hoover-Cocking the shit out of me, then expected me to go down on her.
Hoover-Cocking by LadyLumber March 1, 2015

Busch cocking 

Bush cocking: shotgunning busch tall cans then blow every dude you're with
Went hunting for bush chickens with the guys, but we ended up Busch cocking instead.
Busch cocking by BonnyShakes October 4, 2018

monster cocking 

it’s another name for “god bridging” in minecraft. created by a content creator GeorgeNotFound.
“What!! He’s literally monster cocking!”

Lion’s Cocking 

When your beer is at the halfway point in the glass or can, and you can’t seem to drink any more. Originates from the Modelo can which pictures a lion, a lion whose cock is about at the halfway mark of the drink.
Andy has been Lion’s Cocking for like an hour now.

Black Cocking 

The act of changing someone's computer wallpaper to a picture of a black cock.
Black Cocking: Adam black-cocked Dan's computer.
Black Cocking by ErikTheRed February 24, 2006