1. (v) Several men standing in a circle masterbating.

-Urban legend says sometimes a piece of bread is placed in the middle. The last person to cum on the bread has to eat it.

2. (adj) A description of a ridiculous situation.

"Do you guys actually work, or is it just a circle jerk back there?"

"This is one big fucking circle jerk!"
by Michael Schmidt April 21, 2006
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Circle jerk means when a group of people are set out to do something but instead bullshit and waste time sitting or standing around. It can also mean a group a guys standing around jerking off.
I told you guys to clean up the building, but instead I walk in on this circle jerk.
by Aaron September 29, 2004
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A circle in which filled with lame/uninteresting people, bitches or people that you dislike, or some sort of disagreement; philosophy, idealistic ways, knowledge etc. And or a circle devoid of and interesting subject, Or a combination of the two
Lets get out of this circle jerk, Its getting lame
by DixieH13 November 20, 2010
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Someone who accelerates when entering a traffic circle to cut off other drivers travelling at normal speeds.
As grandma rolled into the roundabout, she had to slam the brakes to avoid hitting a circle jerk in a yellow BMW.
by Eric Maan September 3, 2009
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Someone who is being a genuine douchebag on Google+. They can either be making a bunch of really stupid updates, making rude comments on your posts, or +1ing updates about your grandmother dying.
Person 1: Dude, can you believe what Mark posted on Google+ last night?
Person 2: Nah dude, he was being such a Circle Jerk.

Person 1: I posted, "RIP Love you grandma," on my Google+ last night and Mark +1'd it.
Person 2: He thinks he's so funny, but really he's just a Circle Jerk.
by sillyrob July 12, 2011
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A circle jerk is the abrupt, jerking stop after pulling the handbrake while doing doughnuts in a car.
by moonlight rose May 11, 2015
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When Males sit in a circle and jack off and they all ejaculate on a piece of bread in the middle and last one to ejaculate has to eat the bread.
Brett lost the circle jerk on purpose to eat the bread.
by Tyler Spillane May 2, 2005
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