abstinence 

One of the most effective, and least entertaining* ways of not getting some bitch preggers. Over 98% of practicioners wear either chastity belts or "DC Talk" tshirts.


*The most entertaining method is anal.

She didn't even blow him! And he married her! What a fag.

abstinence by A.Hetherington April 1, 2005

Abstinence Fetish 

Having the state of mind to be aroused by all acts of none sexual nature.

*types in Abstinence Fetish* Oh ya pour that coffee *huff huff* YES! you go to work! Get in your car! *

Abstinence Fetish by -Blank* December 11, 2015

abstinence 

Although this word is most often associated with food, beverage, profanity and sex. Abstinence is a deliberate conduct and runs rather parallel to the words indulge, gluttony and hoarding. Something negated is still something indeed. Keeping to the school of thought that the mind fails to register the words no or not(or its variations), Do not think of pink elephants!.. All three are characterized by excess and culpability. One can not and does not abstain from what one does not internally seeks(to avoid what one seeks is abstinence).

Clinton's abstinence from Monica's lips were in part due to her oral report on the lengthy wood project she undertook beneath his desk. As for me it is not an issue as I do not know her and have never had the privilege.

abstinence by Mandy Kimple January 26, 2016

Abstentia Dementia 

The description of a man's state of mind when sex in a relationship dies off. The word abstentia comes from abstinence and absentia. You'll often see him gazing off into space, drinking more than usual and in some cases, weeping like a baby.

"Dude, is everything alright? You look lost!"

"Sorry, it's just my abstentia dementia acting up again..."

Abstentia Dementia by xcryptic August 18, 2016

abstinating 

To withold sex from a significant other but with an ulterior motive.

My husband is being an asshole lately so I'm abstinating. Fuck him!

abstinating by Mel2018 December 5, 2017

asstinence 

When someone will only have anal.

Susan practices asstinence to make sure she doesn't get pregnant.

asstinence by Urrealname June 12, 2018

AStinnett 

one of the dumbest and most idiotic people you will ever meet in your entire life. will most likely do dangerous and unbelievable things.

"that dude just pulled an AStinnett"

AStinnett by kts00 May 13, 2019