Def !: Used in the UK as a way of calling someone stupid. More recently used in the USA.

Def 2: Traditionally used in information security and telecommunications related to a 10Base5 thicker coaxial cable. Also known as THICKNET. It is longer than ThinNet and is more resistant to electrical interference (NOISY ENVIRONMENTS). Non-techno savvy people use the word THICK with the double-entendre above when the telecommunications and information security gurus hack in and think they don't know the victim is aware of it.
Def 1: He went to university and could recite scientific principals but learnt nothing about life, he must be as THICK as two planks.

Def 2: The telecommunications guy and a rather dodgy neighbor both believe that woman doesn't know they're phreaking her or using the back door to her computer. Gosh, they must be THICK.
by THE ENHANCED July 11, 2011
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(adj.) 1. It means you fat, but it means I like it.
"Daw, check da 5. I like 'em thick like dat."

"Nah cuh, dat hoe is oh-bese."
by RehhDogg January 7, 2009
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a multi talented dude who is sooo cute.
Thicke is a singer and writer. he wrote songs for christina aguilera, missy elliot, brian mc knight, ashanti, and the rest..........
he's a fuckin genius in music and he's cute!!
thicke isn't thick..
thats his last name
robin thicke
by dick December 3, 2003
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Term used when there are a large amount of people in one place, usually a party or a club.
Your party was gettin thick 'til the five-O showed up... everybody rolled out then.
by holla April 16, 2003
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A woman who has a nice shape with ample curves, and definitely not fat. They're usually around 36-24-36; measurements of a perfect video girl. If their isnt at least a 10 waist to hip ratio, she isnt thick. Shes just a fat woman in disguise.
man 1: did you see that woman passing by?
man 2: which one?
man 1: the cute thick one.
man 2: yeah. she got it in all the right places.
by hollisterboi July 28, 2010
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a short and fat girl who is always is in a rush. she pushes you if you get in her way. she is short and fat. lets just say you don't want to get in her way. she also has an acomplise named little thick its her little sister and when their to get her its over.
watch out thick is coming down the hall.
man look at thick blow through everyone.
by theasjdhskfdk May 18, 2008
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1. really cool or dumb. 2. many or hard. 3.big
your very thick today
by jack bobby/ November 24, 2007
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