Sir Gaf is the pronouncement of CIRGAF, which stands for "'Cuz I Really Give A Fuck."
CIRGAF is used in a sarcastic situation when one does not care about what the other person is speaking of. This can vary depending on the person, from dramas, to quick chit-chats, to "the talk."
Sir Gaf is used in a rather introducing way or questioning manner, but still mean the exact same as CIRGAF, as well as used in the same situation.
You can see it used in the examples below, somewhat similar to CIRGAF, but rather in a dick way.
CIRGAF is used in a sarcastic situation when one does not care about what the other person is speaking of. This can vary depending on the person, from dramas, to quick chit-chats, to "the talk."
Sir Gaf is used in a rather introducing way or questioning manner, but still mean the exact same as CIRGAF, as well as used in the same situation.
You can see it used in the examples below, somewhat similar to CIRGAF, but rather in a dick way.
"Hey man, guess what happened last night, I met this bastard, we got in a beef right? So I was thinking of ..."
"Wait, is his name Sir Gaf?"
"...So how was YOUR weekend."
"Son, lets have our talk about the birds and the bees. This is very important to our family. I just wanted to..."
"Hold on dad, I think Sir Gaf is calling me."
"Hey, I didn't want to talk about this either."
"Hey Sir Gaf? How are you?"
"Okay okay, just use a condom."
"Wait, is his name Sir Gaf?"
"...So how was YOUR weekend."
"Son, lets have our talk about the birds and the bees. This is very important to our family. I just wanted to..."
"Hold on dad, I think Sir Gaf is calling me."
"Hey, I didn't want to talk about this either."
"Hey Sir Gaf? How are you?"
"Okay okay, just use a condom."
by Enlarquell November 3, 2009
Debilitating response to a long pedantic rant meant to render it insignificant for its douchebaggery.
Sam: I like math
Billy the douchebag: Math isn't just a thing you like. It's a philosophy. It's meant to evaluate logical statements, after all what are mathematical signs but functions of logic. It's called logicism. To really understand it you'd have to read Leibnitz and even Kant to get a full view of the logical empiricism as it relates to morality, ethics, and even abstract ideas.
Sam *rolling his eyes*: Sir, this is a Wendy's
Sam's boys: OHHHHHHHHH!!!! FUCKIN PWNED
Sam: I'm not a rapper.
Billy the douchebag: Runs away humiliated.
Billy the douchebag: Math isn't just a thing you like. It's a philosophy. It's meant to evaluate logical statements, after all what are mathematical signs but functions of logic. It's called logicism. To really understand it you'd have to read Leibnitz and even Kant to get a full view of the logical empiricism as it relates to morality, ethics, and even abstract ideas.
Sam *rolling his eyes*: Sir, this is a Wendy's
Sam's boys: OHHHHHHHHH!!!! FUCKIN PWNED
Sam: I'm not a rapper.
Billy the douchebag: Runs away humiliated.
by Ed the Fed February 9, 2020
A Sir Pelo is rare breed of birds that screams during the daylight hours. Its call can be described as a screaming child with a stick up its ass. At night, it crawls under its bed, where then awaits in misery to be continuously mated by another rare breed of birds known as Howtobasic. Together, they can create the most hideous and terrifying creature known to man, A Sir Basic. They are extraordinary territorial and should be wrestled on sight if encountered face to face.
by SoupMeansSoapXD August 9, 2017
The true origin of "chayis" is unknown, though some same it is related to Doc Fitz's retarded way of saying "there he is." According to legend, when a student walked into his class late, instead of saying "there he is," Doc Fitz said something along the lines of "chahh-eez-suhh," which we interpret as "chayis sir" today.
Chayis may stand alone, though it is commonly followed by sir, as in: "Oh, chayis sir."
Chayis has taken on a much broader meaning, now referring to almost anything the speaker wants, making it difficult to interpret. "Chayis" is ofter seen as a difficult concept by females.
Chayis may stand alone, though it is commonly followed by sir, as in: "Oh, chayis sir."
Chayis has taken on a much broader meaning, now referring to almost anything the speaker wants, making it difficult to interpret. "Chayis" is ofter seen as a difficult concept by females.
John: Yo, who's that kid?
Ryan: I don't know, some chayis.
Who invited you, chayis?
Ohhh, chayis sir.
Yo, chayis.
Ryan: I don't know, some chayis.
Who invited you, chayis?
Ohhh, chayis sir.
Yo, chayis.
by chayissir December 16, 2010
An urban bicyclist who dresses in trendy cycling attire, rides an expensive bike and conjures an aura of Lance Armstrong. These people frequently wear yellow colored jerseys, or jerseys that otherwise resemble those worn by Lance in the Tour-de-France.
Dude! Look at that poser on the bike wearing the yellow jersey and spandex shorts! It's Sir Lancealike!
by markvw59 June 26, 2010
Someone that has been single the whole time you have known them. They usually jerk off a lot resulting in a lot of Jizzing
Mitchell: Hey have you seen Sir. Jizzalot around lately?
Cameron: Who?
Mitchell: Sir. Jizzalot. You know, Adam.
Cameron: Oh yeah he got a girlfriend
Mitchell: About damn time!
Cameron: Who?
Mitchell: Sir. Jizzalot. You know, Adam.
Cameron: Oh yeah he got a girlfriend
Mitchell: About damn time!
by StudyClassProductions June 8, 2014
When your body,personality and everything equivalent to you. dosent match anything or andbody. "equivalent to" "im built different."
i'm to sirred mean-John| Yo Tyron, why dont you talk to me no more... Tyron| Sorry man im just to sirred for you.
by Johnquavious demarcus III February 18, 2022