9 definitions by markvw59

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The period of time ending with a person's death and beginning at the time in which they would have been put to sleep if they had been a pet.
Grandpa's in hospice care now, but he's totally out of it. I'd put him to sleep if he were a cat.
by markvw59 April 07, 2011

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A person of conservative political orientation who emphasizes their point of view in emails by using ALL CAPS, or a combination of lowercase and ALL CAPS.
Dude, I just got this note from a friend of mine who's an Allcaps Conservative:

Send this note to your Congressman and tell them YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THE SOCIALIST OBAMA'S PLAN FOR SOCIALIZED HEALTH CARE!
by Markvw59 January 20, 2010

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The muscular, medium-large, spandex-covered bottom that females obtain after playing years of volleyball.
Man, did you see Paula? She was skinny as a rail before she started playing volleyball, but now she's got a serious VolleyButt.
by MarkVW59 January 10, 2010

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An urban bicyclist who dresses in trendy cycling attire, rides an expensive bike and conjures an aura of Lance Armstrong. These people frequently wear yellow colored jerseys, or jerseys that otherwise resemble those worn by Lance in the Tour-de-France.
Dude! Look at that poser on the bike wearing the yellow jersey and spandex shorts! It's Sir Lancealike!
by markvw59 June 26, 2010

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When a computer program becomes unresponsive and the cursor turns into an hourglass.
"Aw, man, I gotta restart my computer. It just went hourglass on me. I never had that program go hourglass on me before."
by Markvw59 December 16, 2009

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An airplane passenger who invades the bin space above your seat by: 1) Cramming the bin so full that your stuff won't fit; or 2) Boarding the plane earlier than their boarding group so they can perform #1 above; or 3) Placing their stuff in your bin despite the fact that their seat is nowhere near yours.
Oh, man, I gotta check my carry on. It won't fit because some binhole with two carry on bags took up all my space.
by markvw59 April 17, 2010

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When you accidentally drop your cell phone in the toilet or sink, thereby causing its demise.
Why haven't you been answering your phone, dude?

Sorry, my phone's dead. It was cellicide. Dropped it in the toilet this morning.
by markvw59 March 27, 2010

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