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Rolem Ridem 

Rolem Ridem is not going to share her lemon curd with you, though she might offer it to you in a really posh, fake way.

She switches to a random new accent every few sentences, because she has forgotten which accent is her real one. Maybe she doesn’t have a “real accent”, since no one really knows where she came from.

She frequently comes out with sounds/words that she made up herself, they include ample rolled R sounds, such as “darrrnch”, “breeteenaleech” and “brainen”. They sound totally nonsensical, but perhaps they have meaning, even if she doesn’t know what they mean.

Upon watching the “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That” video, she had a realisation that her mom was Sweet Brown.

Her best friend is Lorna Babe. Rolem is very unique and eccentric, and Lorna Babes’ reserved normality is the perfect balance for this. Rolem lives in Lorna Babe’s attic but LB doesn’t know this, as Rolem hides it from her.

Deep down, Rolem is a lost soul, she doesn’t know who her family are and she doesn’t have a home of her own.
- Have you ever met Rolem Ridem? I don’t know what to make of her!

- Wait, that’s so Rolem?
Rolem Ridem by rolom3 November 23, 2021

Talon Rolen

He's a great person. He is smart and caring.
Talon Rolen by Killertalon February 4, 2020
A Rolfist is a person who attends John Rolfe Middle School in Richmond, Virginia. They are often found online at Geosense and can be easily identified by their obnoxious use of capital letters and use of the word "D3LL". They are hated by everyone who is not a Rolfist. It is scientifically impossible for one to hold an intelligent conversation with a Rolfist.
Rolfist: D3LL UP


Damn Rolfists are running rampant again!
Rolfist by Theoic April 26, 2009
Someone who likes to roll around on the floor laughing alot, can laugh their ass off sometimes
rofler by Anonymous February 6, 2003

Rolf, The Son of a Sheperd

One of the most interesting characters on Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy. This guy lives on a farm complete with animals, a shed, and places to grow crops. He doesn't like Eddy's scams much...even though he is usually one of the first to fall for them.
He says some of the weirdest stuff:
'Show me where your mama lives!'
'Mama! A bandage for Rolf!'
'Foolish youth! The beet is the answer to all!'

Rolfesaurus 

A generic term to describe a particularly orrible individual who has very archaic views. Such as wondering why so many ethnic derived individuals are in the country. Why that particularly attractive female does not want him hanging out the back of her, or why she has not got the kettle on. Why did they ever replace typewriters with bloody computers. Anybody who questions a Rolfesaurus will most usually be described as a cunt.
That bloke is a right Rolfesaurus.
Fuck me Gary I don't think Sarah went to university just for you to say get the Fucking Tea love. You're a bloody Rolfesaurus.
John you do not need tippex to remove words on a Computer. You are such a Rolfesaurus.
Rolfesaurus by laughingboy65 November 14, 2010