Rolfesque 

Of or pertaining to an archetypical father figure, particularly in the manner of conversational entrapment, or in the description of punishments designed to restore value systems of a bygone era in American history.

The way in which he reinitiated the conversation after every natural lull was very rolfesque.

The punishment, designed to keep his children away from digital pleasures, was very rolfesque.

Rolfesque by kdabr February 26, 2011

Rolfesaurus 

A generic term to describe a particularly orrible individual who has very archaic views. Such as wondering why so many ethnic derived individuals are in the country. Why that particularly attractive female does not want him hanging out the back of her, or why she has not got the kettle on. Why did they ever replace typewriters with bloody computers. Anybody who questions a Rolfesaurus will most usually be described as a cunt.

That bloke is a right Rolfesaurus.
Fuck me Gary I don't think Sarah went to university just for you to say get the Fucking Tea love. You're a bloody Rolfesaurus.
John you do not need tippex to remove words on a Computer. You are such a Rolfesaurus.

Rolfesaurus by laughingboy65 November 14, 2010

Romoesque 

Having the qualities of both a gay person and a gigantic turd.

See that guy, the one with the sweaty back, short shorts, and a bowl cut? Well I dislike him because he appears to have a romoesque.

Romoesque by j0el devine November 13, 2011

rokesque 

To be sweet and mean at the same time

"You bought me a vaccume for Christmas ? How very rokesque of you."

rokesque by Sugarbaby411 May 3, 2016