When the optic nerve in your eye travels though the rectum to your anus and causes you have a shitty outlook on life.
by Ballard757 January 28, 2011
Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.
You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?
by rm_you November 3, 2005
by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005
The unknown and rather disturbing substance that accumulates under your nails following scratching an itchy ass; a less dense form of ass cheese.
Also, a reference to something nasty;
Also, a reference to something nasty;
"DUDE! Quit digging in your ass! Now you have rectal butter under your nails!"
"That chick needs to take a damn shower! She smells like rectal butter!"
"That chick needs to take a damn shower! She smells like rectal butter!"
by m_4_reall March 12, 2010
When you cover your rectum with a pile of cocaine and fart a coke cloud into the air and someone runs in and tries to snort the cloud out of the air.
by Shooter McGavin 1 March 10, 2022
Guy - "Woah dude, i just gave my girl the rectal death!"
Other Guy- Woah man how is she?
Guy - Im pretty sure i punctured her stomach on the way out, but lets not worry about that
Other Guy- Woah man how is she?
Guy - Im pretty sure i punctured her stomach on the way out, but lets not worry about that
by Analman April 10, 2008
A simple procedure execute by curious aliens or doctors to examine the lower rectum and other internal organs of a person/animal. They (gently) insert a tool, tentacle or finger into your anus. This allows them to feel your interior and explore it.
This procedure can be considerated a bit invasive by some people.
This procedure can be considerated a bit invasive by some people.
Kang: My name is Kang, and this is my sister, Kodos.
Kodos: Hello.
Homer: I suppose you wanna probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
(The Simpsons - S8E1: Treehouse of Horror VII)
Kodos: Hello.
Homer: I suppose you wanna probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
(The Simpsons - S8E1: Treehouse of Horror VII)
by Arcem___S_V June 15, 2020