5 definitions by baldylocks1976

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One who burgles turds
My cat took a crap and the dog ate it...he sure is a turd burglar
by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

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Unpleasant smelling women's genitals
That dirty bitch has the mad swamp box
by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

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Auto racing term describing a condition when the vehicle is very hard to turn
Jeff Gordon scraped the wall exiting turn 2 because he sucks, but he thinks his car is too tight
by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

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What takes place in the bathroom the morning after eating Mexican food and beer
hershey squirts
Don't go in there, I just set off a rectal explosion!
by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

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Auto racing term used to describe a condition when the rear of the vehicle is not gripping the track
Earnhardt's car was a little loose coming out of turn 2
by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

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