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Preacher's Hands

Often manicured, clean, soft, and free of scars, callouses, or any other evidence of actual labor, preacher's hands indicate a life of idle preaching.
"That Habitat for Humanity recruiter was full of shit. How can he claim to build anything? He's got total preacher's hands."

"My boss says he knows how to fix a car, but have you seen his preacher's hands? The only fixing he can do is with a credit card."
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preachering 

the doing of a preacher.
today, as i was preachering, i looked into the crowd and saw a giraffe staring at me.
preachering by dr. fleuss August 6, 2011

preacher cuff

Hateful Man. Person who pretends to be your buddy, then puts a knife or some time bomb bullshit in your brain.
This preacher cuff hook me
How so?
He told me he was yours.
preacher cuff by OhThisGuy21 October 22, 2017

preacherbox

When the preacher goes into the "box" the pulpit....
The preacher went to the preacherbox and delivered a great sermon.

preached out 

An unsolicited message explaining your error and the consequences of said error.
The help desk preached out to me about my support ticket.

peachredbulls

Person 1: who is this?
Person 2: that’s peachredbulls on tiktok. Not famous but amazing
peachredbulls by Bababoybababoy October 24, 2020

preached anus 

An anus after church.
Ie: man, that pastor was huge. Gave me a Preached Anus
preached anus by SoakedStew7 April 8, 2021