Prompter Preacher

All television on-camera news personalities that pontificate and deliver pious news messages or tragic stories with a sober look and serious tone in their voice. They are not the writers of the story but simply the messengers of guilt to the camera.

That tv anchor seems humbled by the drought's impact on the Somali people, but really he's nothing more than a prompter preacher.

Did you hear all the prompter preaches today? They're all saying that higher taxes on me will somehow solve all the country's problems.

by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021

preacher cuff

Hateful Man. Person who pretends to be your buddy, then puts a knife or some time bomb bullshit in your brain.

This preacher cuff hook me
How so?
He told me he was yours.

by OhThisGuy21 October 22, 2017

That Vegan Preacher

a common nickname for the famous YouTuber and TikTok influencer "That Vegan Teacher"

Have you seen That Vegan Preacher's latest video?
Yeah, I can't believe she compared non-vegans to Hitler.

by wordyteen January 27, 2024

The Preacher

A mating ritual preformed on the sabbath day of the week between a man & a woman that involves the man inserting both of his arms into the vaginal cavity of his partner to begin the act of prayer which, involves consecutively delivering oral while rotating his hands which are pointing to the heavens within in the vagina. If the oral is to the cliterous then you will be praying to heaven, if oral is delivered to the anus then you will be praying to hell.

Susy wanted to marry Johnny after discovering that Johnny has perfected the preacher.

by DrClappinCheeks March 10, 2025

Preacher cookie

A cookie you give your children, when you want them to go outside and not come back in until your parents are done doing the nasty.

“Kids come get your preacher cookie, you know what time it is!”

by Emjay bongsweed January 6, 2024

preachering

the doing of a preacher.

today, as i was preachering, i looked into the crowd and saw a giraffe staring at me.

by dr. fleuss August 6, 2011

Thunder preacher

A person who enjoys their own Flatulence and is happy to take a deep breath of their own creation or somone eles.

Guy one: "Yo see that dude just wafted his oen fart to his face, and took a deep breath"

Gut two: "that's a wild thunder preacher, keep your distance"

by AbadChoice December 9, 2022