The perv box is a place where someone goes when they have done something, or thought of something sexual or otherwise "Dirty". Constructed of cardboard with a simple "Perv Box" writte on the side with a magic marker. The "This end up" arrow points downward. The Top of the box is open for admitees to step in and step out when they have taken care of their dirty minds and are functioning (Non-pervy) members of society again.
Person 1- "Umm, I has dirty thoughts"
Keeper of the box- "I sentence you to 20 minutes in the perv box"
Keeper of the box- "I sentence you to 20 minutes in the perv box"
by Avengedplatypus April 5, 2010
by Minxy_uk May 22, 2008
by Walter F Hillis June 27, 2015
a male, often middle-aged or older, who continually harasses uninterested persons. they are often shunned by peers and not invited to gatherings, as it is known they will piss everyone off, by trying to screw every woman in sight, even if their spouse is present. the true perv ass will not take no for an answer, even if told NO in a very direct way. a perv ass will sexually harass every woman they can, often for many years in hopes that she will eventually break down. They are totally shameless and will do outrageous shit, like exposing themselves to everyone including children. They will apologize later, blaming it on their drinking. Castration may be the only cure!
Bucky and Sai are such perv asses they are always coming on to me, even though I have told them NO NEVER, a million times. Bucky even comes on to me in front of my mother, and they have been together for 15 years. YUCK! FUCKING GROSS!
by pussycontrol November 17, 2009
Chat perv could be male or female or a little of both. They chat as if they are normal for a time then they start perving on people.
Beware the chat perv. They are perverts and child molesters undercover. They will tell you that you are just uptight and anal so that you will not kick their droopy asses when they start their perverted chat and you tell them to shut the fuck up!
Beware the chat perv. They are perverts and child molesters undercover. They will tell you that you are just uptight and anal so that you will not kick their droopy asses when they start their perverted chat and you tell them to shut the fuck up!
justhere: Old Smurf is one of the biggest chat pervs I have ever seen! I love him!
fedup: I know. I really get off when he cybers me. I wonder if he would leave his wife and six kids and come live with me?
Meg: Hey you bitches! Old Smurf is mine. As soon as his youngest daughter leaves home he is with me! Don't forget that!
gabby: Well hate to tell you this but Old Smurf's tool is as small as his brain. I saw his pictures. You are all screwed.
fedup: I know. I really get off when he cybers me. I wonder if he would leave his wife and six kids and come live with me?
Meg: Hey you bitches! Old Smurf is mine. As soon as his youngest daughter leaves home he is with me! Don't forget that!
gabby: Well hate to tell you this but Old Smurf's tool is as small as his brain. I saw his pictures. You are all screwed.
by autobot January 16, 2007
When someone is accused of being a pervert, they then try to convince others that they in fact are not a pervert by accusing the original accuser of in fact being the true pervert.
Ohh you know Chase?? Well after the other night when he was being a pervert by cheesing in all those pics with my girl, he totally tried to reverse the perv on me in front of all our friends.......
by Mike Gammons May 28, 2009
by Sajesty October 3, 2018