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2 definitions by autobot

 
1.
Chat perv could be male or female or a little of both. They chat as if they are normal for a time then they start perving on people.

Beware the chat perv. They are perverts and child molesters undercover. They will tell you that you are just uptight and anal so that you will not kick their droopy asses when they start their perverted chat and you tell them to shut the fuck up!
justhere: Old Smurf is one of the biggest chat pervs I have ever seen! I love him!
fedup: I know. I really get off when he cybers me. I wonder if he would leave his wife and six kids and come live with me?
Meg: Hey you bitches! Old Smurf is mine. As soon as his youngest daughter leaves home he is with me! Don't forget that!
gabby: Well hate to tell you this but Old Smurf's tool is as small as his brain. I saw his pictures. You are all screwed.
by autobot January 16, 2007
 
2.
A chat slut is a woman, girl, or in some cases a guy who chats 24/7 looking for a chatmance. They could be single or married but in all cases they are too limp to actually go in an appropriate chat room and ask for cyber sex, which is what they want from the get go. A chat slut is not only lame but way ugly, therefore they must chat with a paper bag over their heads.
Justhere, georgie, KKG, fedup and Ilovewill are all big chat sluts. They can't get a live man who weighs under 400 lbs. therefore they have to give a cyberman like blackhats, Oldsmurf, and Closer lapdances in chat.
by autobot January 16, 2007