When a man has pants or shorts on that are so tight that his junk is clearly outlined in them or provides the viewer with an almost "wedgie" appearence.
Gross, that guy suffers from Male Pattern Cameltoe his pants are so tight.
by ImBringingBloggingBack September 30, 2006
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When fully grown women who should know better wear clothing that is fundamentally mismatched, i.e., a striped skirt and a plaid blouse.
That fat cow of a lady over there is wearing a plaid skirt with a striped scarf. She obviously has female pattern blindness.
by Feliz the Great January 19, 2005
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When your hairline has taken too many L's, and recedes away into nothingness entirely.
Male Pattern Baldness is common in adult males over the age of thirty or so.
by SagelyPerson August 21, 2015
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When you're put on hold for a painfully long period of time.
Jan: Hasn't that helpdesk answered yet?
Sam: No, I'm in a terminal holding pattern...
by IndigoRed August 24, 2007
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When someone dips their balls in ink then flops it on the detective's table
"For extra security, I always give them my scrotal ridge pattern when I go to the station"
by Vark50 January 13, 2022
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In Object Oriented Programming, fuck-aid pattern is a leaky and poorly written wrapper of a non-object oriented interface.

Derived from mispronunciation of "facade pattern" by non-native English speakers.
MFC is a fuck-aid pattern wrapper for the Windows API
by bugpower February 10, 2012
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A species of girl emanating from very christian families. Field observations show they always wear long church dresses that are often homemade and are always with a flower pattern.

These girls are very religious, often quirky, sometimes downright insane. For generations science has not known if they fit in the genus of "girl", but after research the "flower pattern" has been defined as their own species..

The flower patterns are usually very sheltered and have 5-25 siblings. Sightings in the wild are rare, though some have been reported at county fairs. A large concentration can be found at Bob Jones University.
Dude#1: Hey should I ask out that girl over there?

Dude#2: Nah man, she's a flower pattern girl, holding hands is like third base for them.
by ANMAN September 2, 2010
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