Definitions by bugpower
virus replicator
As a parent, you have the right to do what you want - as long as you lock your little virus replicator kid away from other human beings for life.
virus replicator by bugpower March 15, 2020
Email archaeology
Reviewing and answering fossil emails, senders of which have long lost any hope of getting a response. Usually done when bored to the extent of taking time to clean the inbox.
- Thank you.
- What's up bro? You answered an email from 3 years ago. Are you into email archaeology?
- Yeah, I got inspired by Jordan Peterson to make order in my bedroom, and went on to desktop icons and now the inbox.
- Put your mind in order first.
- What's up bro? You answered an email from 3 years ago. Are you into email archaeology?
- Yeah, I got inspired by Jordan Peterson to make order in my bedroom, and went on to desktop icons and now the inbox.
- Put your mind in order first.
Email archaeology by bugpower January 6, 2020
Greta approves
- Hey bro, let's take an Uber and go to drink..
- No man fuck Uber, let's take two e-scooters.
- Okay bro. Greta approves.
- Honey, could you wait with the dishwasher till midnight? The power grid is more efficient with less load.
- Alright hun. Greta approves.
- No man fuck Uber, let's take two e-scooters.
- Okay bro. Greta approves.
- Honey, could you wait with the dishwasher till midnight? The power grid is more efficient with less load.
- Alright hun. Greta approves.
Greta approves by bugpower September 29, 2019
CDO
Our codebase is a mess, we should do some refactoring. I am looking for someone with CDO to help me out.
Tab equilibrium
Jim: "I am going to order my house today - the bedroom, the kitchen and windows desktop icons. But not before cleaning up open Chrome tabs. I cam't stand this tab equilibrium anymore!"
Lily: "Start with your mind."
Lily: "Start with your mind."
Tab equilibrium by bugpower May 15, 2018
CFIT Management
In aviation, Controlled Flight Into Terrain is an accident in which an airworthy aircraft, under full pilot control, is unintentionally flown into the ground, a mountain, a body of water or an obstacle. CFIT management is a corporate death mode in which all responsibility falls onto top executives' stupidity.
- Bro, why have you quit your job at VisionMap?
- Man, I could not resist the new CFIT management any longer.
- Man, I could not resist the new CFIT management any longer.
CFIT Management by bugpower March 8, 2017
Check-in chicken
A game of proceeding to the gate as late as possible, without missing the flight. Everyone except the last passanger arrived at the airport is considered a check-in chicken.
- Yo man, I guess it's time to go!
- No way bro, who comes two hours before the flight? Don't be such a check-in chicken.
- No way bro, who comes two hours before the flight? Don't be such a check-in chicken.
Check-in chicken by bugpower October 19, 2015