In Object Oriented Programming, fuck-aid pattern is a leaky and poorly written wrapper of a non-object oriented interface.
Derived from mispronunciation of "facade pattern" by non-native English speakers.
Derived from mispronunciation of "facade pattern" by non-native English speakers.
by bugpower March 22, 2012

As a parent, you have the right to do what you want - as long as you lock your little virus replicator kid away from other human beings for life.
by bugpower March 15, 2020

by bugpower February 25, 2015

Our codebase is a mess, we should do some refactoring. I am looking for someone with CDO to help me out.
by bugpower February 05, 2019

Reviewing and answering fossil emails, senders of which have long lost any hope of getting a response. Usually done when bored to the extent of taking time to clean the inbox.
- Thank you.
- What's up bro? You answered an email from 3 years ago. Are you into email archaeology?
- Yeah, I got inspired by Jordan Peterson to make order in my bedroom, and went on to desktop icons and now the inbox.
- Put your mind in order first.
- What's up bro? You answered an email from 3 years ago. Are you into email archaeology?
- Yeah, I got inspired by Jordan Peterson to make order in my bedroom, and went on to desktop icons and now the inbox.
- Put your mind in order first.
by bugpower January 06, 2020

- Hey bro, let's take an Uber and go to drink..
- No man fuck Uber, let's take two e-scooters.
- Okay bro. Greta approves.
- Honey, could you wait with the dishwasher till midnight? The power grid is more efficient with less load.
- Alright hun. Greta approves.
- No man fuck Uber, let's take two e-scooters.
- Okay bro. Greta approves.
- Honey, could you wait with the dishwasher till midnight? The power grid is more efficient with less load.
- Alright hun. Greta approves.
by bugpower September 29, 2019

In aviation, Controlled Flight Into Terrain is an accident in which an airworthy aircraft, under full pilot control, is unintentionally flown into the ground, a mountain, a body of water or an obstacle. CFIT management is a corporate death mode in which all responsibility falls onto top executives' stupidity.
- Bro, why have you quit your job at VisionMap?
- Man, I could not resist the new CFIT management any longer.
- Man, I could not resist the new CFIT management any longer.
by bugpower March 08, 2017
