bugpower's definitions

CFIT Management

In aviation, Controlled Flight Into Terrain is an accident in which an airworthy aircraft, under full pilot control, is unintentionally flown into the ground, a mountain, a body of water or an obstacle. CFIT management is a corporate death mode in which all responsibility falls onto top executives' stupidity.

- Bro, why have you quit your job at VisionMap?
- Man, I could not resist the new CFIT management any longer.

by bugpower March 8, 2017

virus replicator

A child of anti-vaxxer parents.

As a parent, you have the right to do what you want - as long as you lock your little virus replicator kid away from other human beings for life.

by bugpower March 15, 2020

crapshot

A screenshot of a bug, usually done by QA for the software developers.

- My screen is half grey!
- Could you please take the crapshot, grandma?
- sends whatsapp message
- Oh, why have you pulled the task bar all the way up?

by bugpower March 12, 2014

Greta approves

Your idea is good environment-wise. Greta would be happy.

- Hey bro, let's take an Uber and go to drink..
- No man fuck Uber, let's take two e-scooters.
- Okay bro. Greta approves.

- Honey, could you wait with the dishwasher till midnight? The power grid is more efficient with less load.
- Alright hun. Greta approves.

by bugpower September 29, 2019

CDO

OCD sorted alphabetically

Our codebase is a mess, we should do some refactoring. I am looking for someone with CDO to help me out.

by bugpower February 5, 2019

Check-in chicken

A game of proceeding to the gate as late as possible, without missing the flight. Everyone except the last passanger arrived at the airport is considered a check-in chicken.

- Yo man, I guess it's time to go!
- No way bro, who comes two hours before the flight? Don't be such a check-in chicken.

by bugpower October 19, 2015

Tab equilibrium

Living a life on the edge of all tab icons disappearing from too many open tabs.

Jim: "I am going to order my house today - the bedroom, the kitchen and windows desktop icons. But not before cleaning up open Chrome tabs. I cam't stand this tab equilibrium anymore!"
Lily: "Start with your mind."

by bugpower May 15, 2018