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virus replicator

As a parent, you have the right to do what you want - as long as you lock your little virus replicator kid away from other human beings for life.
by bugpower March 15, 2020
mugGet the virus replicatormug.

CFIT Management

In aviation, Controlled Flight Into Terrain is an accident in which an airworthy aircraft, under full pilot control, is unintentionally flown into the ground, a mountain, a body of water or an obstacle. CFIT management is a corporate death mode in which all responsibility falls onto top executives' stupidity.
- Bro, why have you quit your job at VisionMap?
- Man, I could not resist the new CFIT management any longer.
by bugpower March 8, 2017
mugGet the CFIT Managementmug.

Email archaeology

Reviewing and answering fossil emails, senders of which have long lost any hope of getting a response. Usually done when bored to the extent of taking time to clean the inbox.
- Thank you.
- What's up bro? You answered an email from 3 years ago. Are you into email archaeology?
- Yeah, I got inspired by Jordan Peterson to make order in my bedroom, and went on to desktop icons and now the inbox.

- Put your mind in order first.
by bugpower January 6, 2020
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Greta approves

Your idea is good environment-wise. Greta would be happy.
- Hey bro, let's take an Uber and go to drink..
- No man fuck Uber, let's take two e-scooters.
- Okay bro. Greta approves.

- Honey, could you wait with the dishwasher till midnight? The power grid is more efficient with less load.
- Alright hun. Greta approves.
by bugpower September 29, 2019
mugGet the Greta approvesmug.

crapshot

A screenshot of a bug, usually done by QA for the software developers.
- My screen is half grey!
- Could you please take the crapshot, grandma?
- sends whatsapp message
- Oh, why have you pulled the task bar all the way up?
by bugpower March 12, 2014
mugGet the crapshotmug.

Check-in chicken

A game of proceeding to the gate as late as possible, without missing the flight. Everyone except the last passanger arrived at the airport is considered a check-in chicken.
- Yo man, I guess it's time to go!
- No way bro, who comes two hours before the flight? Don't be such a check-in chicken.
by bugpower October 19, 2015
mugGet the Check-in chickenmug.

CDO

OCD sorted alphabetically
Our codebase is a mess, we should do some refactoring. I am looking for someone with CDO to help me out.
by bugpower February 5, 2019
mugGet the CDOmug.

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