An amalgamation of various bodily fluid; Mung, Jenkem, Arby's explosion, Vile vitrile bile, A bohemian rhapshitty splashed onto freshly paved tar producing a mirage of shit.

A mass effect of crones. Pagan Salsa with cheese cheese sauce.
These normies are pagan salsa. When I finish..... Pagan salsa..... This fucking planet...... Pagan salsa.
by Sir Hoovington Esquire April 28, 2023
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A holiday that a religion says it happened during that time but didn't happen even close to where that said religion is saying is happening.
Christmas is a pagan holiday due to the song "We Three Kings" says that they travel from China, Japan, North Korea and South Korea area.
by Commander8750 December 22, 2018
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The period time between the last day of Mardi Gras and St. Patrick's Day when nonreligious people give up something, sometimes alcohol or drugs. A time for a brief body cleanse. Done to fulfill a spiritual need or to have something to share at work with friends and the more devout. Not meant to disparage actual pagans.
Phil: Hey do you want to go get some drinks and hit the clubs later;

Ralph: I'll go out but I'm not drinking for Pagan's Lent. I'll take a johnny though...
by Pbnjam January 19, 2007
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(noun.)

A Data Pagan is one who takes their job as a database administrator so seriously that they will literally come into work on Sundays when nobody is there and worship the data server while naked and bowing to a picture of Don Chamberlin.
Why was Marty here on sunday? Naked...
Oh Marty is practicing his religion, he is a Data Pagan.
by datapaganism March 27, 2019
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A narcissistic manipulative, good looking hippy who's fun to be around. Generally sweet person, and all the bad shit happens to her.
Dude 1: Did you see that pagan calder chick?
Dude 2: Dude, dont go with that one unless you are good at dealing with shit.
by theonewholifts February 14, 2015
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A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of the ancient Greeks.
He's into Greek paganism.
by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2011
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If a woman has a hair pussy, light it on fire and slit your dick open dripping blood on the flame with chanting satanic shit in pig latin.
my girl is satanic as fuck and she made me do a pagan bigfoot and i now i need stitches in my dick
by Fuzzball April 22, 2021
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