G.I.J.O.T 

Girl I'd jack off too.

Trae: Hey you see that girl over there?
Andrew: Yeah man she's a total G.I.J.O.T (Gidjet)

G.I.J.O.T by TraeTre August 7, 2007

J.O.M.L

Acronym which stands for "Jack Off Memory Log". Essentially, it means saving the image of a hot looking girl in your personal memory bank so that when the time comes to have sex with yourself, you can easily access said log for hours and hours of mastabatory bliss.

1. Claudia is so fine I am going to put her in my JOML and save her for later.

J.O.M.L by Debonovich January 10, 2005

J.O. 

To jerk off

You going out tonight?

Nah Imma stay home and J.O. To some gay porn

J.O. by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021

J.O.M.B. 

Jerk Off Memory Bank

That chick is fine.
File her in the J.O.M.B.

J.O.M.B. by how July 23, 2005

O-M-J 

Oh My Jesus! A more dramatic way to say OMG. It should be used sarcastically and dramatically to emphasize whatever situation O-M-J was said to. O-M-J and Oh My Jesus are interchangeable but if you say the complete phrase, don't forget to emphasize Jeeeeeesus!

O-M-J that bitch looks busted!

Oh My Jeeesus! That bitch is getting crazy!

O-M-J by CASH $ G G G G G-UNIT! November 14, 2011

J.O.E. 

Acronym for Jerk Off Encouragement

Guys often use phone sex or porn for J.O.E. (jerk off encouragement)

J.O.E. by SarasPlayroom.com September 22, 2012

J-O hand 

n. Shortened phrase meaning “Jack-Off Hand”. The hand that you use to masturbate.

“I wonder if the hand Luke Skywalker got cut off was his J-O Hand”

J-O hand by TwinFami October 29, 2020