A smaller then average penis (but not freakishly small) with a large mushroom or toadstool shaped head.
Donald J Trump has a mushroom dick!
by Dagwood55 September 19, 2018
The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.
The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.
by M_Dubz152 June 6, 2023
The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.
by M_Dubz152 June 6, 2023
I heard Johnny banged that slut raw the other night. Now there’s a good chance he has an infected mushroom.
by Dogger Dude November 25, 2019
by Superman B October 12, 2011
mushroom is a drug that messes up ur senses.
u can't sepparate the REAL WORLD from the IMAGINORY WORLD.
u can't sepparate the REAL WORLD from the IMAGINORY WORLD.
Some one who took mushrooms thought he could fly, went up on a High building and jumpped down. It was too late when he realized that he couldn't fly, 'cause he jumpped already
by Slim-Jim October 30, 2006
by Umbbro July 20, 2017