Max 

He is an amazing person. He is the one that will love you even if you don’t love him and will cherish you if you love him back. He has one of the smiles that could brighten the darkest night, and the eyes that you would want to get lost in forever. He cares for his friends like they are the only people on Earth, and he might be funnier then Chandler Bing or even Kevin Heart. You want a person like him in your life forever, and if you are lucky enough to find someone like Max, never, EVER, let him go. I’m telling you right now, that will be the biggest mistake of your life.

“I wish I could be with Max.”

Person 1: “Oh ya Max? He’s my best friend!”

Person 2: “ You wish.”

Max by lm2007 June 26, 2019

Max 

A person who gets sexually aroused by someone touching the back of their neck with a pencil or pen.

That guy on the bus is such a Max.

Max by Terroist number 1 November 20, 2017

max 

Another word for relax.

"you going out tonight"

"nah, I'm just gonna max at the crib"

max by lugo512 December 9, 2008

Max 

Max is the best drawer on earth!! He loves music and he is SUPER funny! Max is a really good friend. He always knows how to make you smile. Sure Max is a bit of a bad boy, but hes still really nice. Max is cut funny and smart. He insnt popular, he dosent have girls swooning over him but they should be cause he is awesome!!!!!!! (did i mention he is homeroom president of student council?!)

max, your so funny
i still cant believe your president!

Max by wolflover123 October 5, 2015

MAX 

MAX: The all powerful creator of the universe. He/it molded our galaxy out of pure awesomeness with his/its bare hands. For him/it, ladies gather in masses just to be within of couple miles of his extraordinarily remarkable superbness. Sometimes modern language cannot even suffice! HE IS THE ἀλήθεια, THE ἄναξ, the list goes on..... basically max is the shit of all shits.

"MAX."

" Oh look! There in the sky! its MAX!"

" And once again the day is saved by MAX!"

" That sex was like MAX!!"

MAX by oneundermax December 2, 2010

Max 

Adjective, to experience something to the fullest.
to have all of

There is nothing to do, I'm max bored.
or
Tonight I'm going to get drunk, we need to pick up max alcohol.

Max by Motigino July 17, 2009

max 

The act of consuming any large amount of food, eating a lot of something

I'm finna max on that burger and fries...watch out.

Oh man dude, I'm so hungry right now, I could probably max a fat-ass horse.

max by Megan L-S February 25, 2008