Some one fat, lazy and wierd. They have alot of lard and can be very fat. A diss to someone who is a fat lard, is a fat face.
by zak March 25, 2005
Me: "That girl has a nice rack!"
James: "No..that's my 10 year old sister, she just has lard bubbles."
James: "No..that's my 10 year old sister, she just has lard bubbles."
by drivedrivedriver May 4, 2009
A person not only of immenseweight, but lazyness to match, one who's exercise consist of darts,and bowling.
by Jer Kremski January 25, 2005
A person who is overweight and wears clothes to try and cover up their fatness. ie. A fat not obease woman who shows off her big tits but trys to cover up her spare tire and chunky ass.
by G-RED October 29, 2006
a male specimen with unusually large deposits of fat on his testes sac. Usually found in men who consume a large amount of creatine and protein powder.
"That's the most nut lard I've ever seen!"
"Dude you're such a Nut Lard!!!!"
"Nice Nut lard can i have your number"!!
"Dude you're such a Nut Lard!!!!"
"Nice Nut lard can i have your number"!!
by Dr. Charel July 11, 2008
Derogatory slang for someone who is over-weight, named after the English cooking ingredient "Lard", which is made up entirely of fat.
by Darren Jones January 5, 2004