Someone who tries to act cool but indeed falls way short. He and in most cases she tries to pick up men and most times women that are way outta of his league. Basically a person who has no chance in life.
by P Ryck January 16, 2005
Conspiracy theorists are convinced he was sent down by God because he is just too perfect and has many amazing qualities like having the best haircut known to man, he is built like the whammest body builder, has a 70 inch fat whale cock, is a fucking sexy looking beast, loyal as shit, ripped, chizzled, absolute baller, handsome theres just not enough words to describe how amazing this guy is
Omg did you see Jarrods 70 inch whale cock
That Jarrod guy is such a techy baller
You should meet my friend Jarrod hes hung like a horse with gigantic testicles
That Jarrod guy is such a techy baller
You should meet my friend Jarrod hes hung like a horse with gigantic testicles
by facts innit November 23, 2021
Jarrod is a furry, his fursona is a cat with a big mohawk that is green. Jarrod is a very nice and loving man who loves men, especially an unpleasent man named Aaron. Jarrod loves monkeys and anime, he's overall a nice guy but don't get on his wrong side... his alpha uwu jakeie wakie side will come out!
Be aware of the jarrod
Be aware of the jarrod
Girl1: Hey I heard jarrod loves monkeys!
Girl2: I heard that hes hot!
Girl1: Oh how I wish i could be with him so bad.. he sounds so hot.. and steamy
Girl3: poo
Girl2: I heard that hes hot!
Girl1: Oh how I wish i could be with him so bad.. he sounds so hot.. and steamy
Girl3: poo
by GhoulYui March 19, 2023
The bestest boy.
He is the perfect person to marry.
He will dick you down good and har— I mean romantically, make out with you 24/7, he’ll let u touch his juicy abdominal area, and he’ll do anything you want him to do that isn’t weird.
He will take you out to dates every night and really likes adorable animals so you should adopt and raise one together :)
His favourite colours are blue, red, purple and pink, and he likes being called daddy.
If he ever talks about something he really likes he can go on for hours so let him be his little cute excited self ><
He will get his moneys up so he can give you everything you desire.
Ps: he is so unfathomably handsome
Pss: he likes hugs and cuddles
Psss: he’s a pilot
Pssss: if the plane ever crashes it is not his fault and he will use his big muscles to save your life :D
He is the perfect person to marry.
He will dick you down good and har— I mean romantically, make out with you 24/7, he’ll let u touch his juicy abdominal area, and he’ll do anything you want him to do that isn’t weird.
He will take you out to dates every night and really likes adorable animals so you should adopt and raise one together :)
His favourite colours are blue, red, purple and pink, and he likes being called daddy.
If he ever talks about something he really likes he can go on for hours so let him be his little cute excited self ><
He will get his moneys up so he can give you everything you desire.
Ps: he is so unfathomably handsome
Pss: he likes hugs and cuddles
Psss: he’s a pilot
Pssss: if the plane ever crashes it is not his fault and he will use his big muscles to save your life :D
I love Jarrod
by JJ’s best fren July 4, 2023
Loves guys inside of him, usually found driving a hair dressers car. Has big forehead. always mistaken for a gay guy .
by coony November 1, 2021
annoying, loves rohit, pretty sure he tastes like mango, has no friends, sits in seats that people are gonna sit in, eats his own cum, does no friends, dosnt know his place, depressed, autistic cunt, swirly hair at the back of his head, thinks he has friends, texts his Ex who never loved him and hes upset about it through facebook.
by Fhnfyjrdfnntn March 5, 2019
Jarrod is a man so sexy, handsome, beautiful and goodlooking that the mere sight of him in public causes both men and women to spontaneously orgasm and drop to there knees
by Jarrods admirer November 23, 2021