Jared

An extremely lovable guy who will go out of his way to make you laugh. Diet consists mainly of BBQ sauce & jager bombs. Likes to entertain himself by playing w/ his own or my butt crack. My cuddle partner for life.

Jared: jager bomb?
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Me: What the hell are you doing?
Jared: Smelling my fingers
Me: Why?
Jared: Because they smell crack-tastic
Me: Of course they do
Jared: Let's go bowling
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Jared yelling out the car window: I'M IN MIAMI BITCH!!

by squirt812 March 23, 2009

Jared

Someone who is a great daddy dom. Is funny, caring, sweet, dorky, a dweeb, etc. He will continuously keep you laughing. Makes you blush 1000x over. Will love you forever and keep you safe.

"Look at him, God i love Jared soooooo much!"

by DaddysLittlePrincess99 February 17, 2017

Jared

Jared is obsessed with bath bombs

Jared: Shit bath bombs taste good

by EvanHandSoap August 13, 2018

Jared

The smartass person in your group that gets all a's and has a high ego

George: The answer is actually .2, get your facts right

Cacey: Dont be such a Jared

by Jojomodojo November 22, 2016

Jared

Jared is a very outgoing person. He tries often to make people notice him and goes to great lengths to do so. On his off time, Jared usually finds himself sleeping or reading a book, or both at the same time. Jared works out often so its no surprise that he's a player.

Did you see that new kid Jared? He seems really smart but he's kinda loud..

by Napoleon Dynamight March 25, 2019

Jared

An oustanding everything. He can literally do what ever he wants when he wants.

That guy is so cool. He must be a jared

by Kid in the box January 29, 2015

Jared

A person you can count on to bring Alize to a party.

Do we have any Alize? No, but Jared should be here soon.

by fastwalker December 01, 2011