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inflation 

n. 1 a sexual practice in which the practicioner inflates his or her stomach by inserting air or fluid into his or her rectum, usually with a pump.
2 a fetish involving inflation of all or part of the body (think Violet in Charlie in the Chocolate Factory), usually the stomach. This fetish tends to be related to furries and is often portrayed in an outwardly non-sexual context.
Inflation is a great alternative for people with a pregnancy fetish.
inflation by Xantu November 27, 2006

ineption 

Completely inept at understanding the film, Inception.
You don't understand Christopher Nolan's latest masterpiece? Talk about ineption.
ineption by bentobox August 5, 2010

Blueberry Inflation 

A sub-category of the Inflation Fetish in which a person turns into a human blueberry. Usually through some kind of gum, pie, or liquid. This fetish is mainly known through the popular movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, in which a girl named Violet Beauregard chews a stick of gum, turns blue, and fills with blueberry juice until she is completely round and in the shape of a large blueberry.
When I watched that Willy Wonka movie as a kid, I knew I had a thing for Blueberry Inflation

Weast Infection 

A type of WTD (Weast-Transmitted Disease). Transmitted via contact with a Weast-Infected person. Symptoms include: Extreme arrogance, pride, and albinism. It is non-lethal, but you become extremely white, which research has proven (The BS Society of America) to reduce lifespan by 10 years, especially when living in an interracially rich city or town.
(Guy 1) Dude, you totally got a Weast infection!

(Really white guy) No, you're wrong! I'm always right! Besides, I haven't been around a Weast-infected person.

(Guy 1) Sure...
Weast Infection by TheOriginalWeast November 22, 2011

inflation 

n. An increase in price for goods and services. Also when money loses value, decline in the purchasing power of money.
..."in inflation everything gets more valuable except money"...
inflation by OliverS May 16, 2005

Infectionate 

A portmanteau of the words infection and affectionate.

A term used to describe when two people (usually a couple) are being affectionate towards each other by means of cuddling, kissing, and everything else couples do to show their love and affection. But, at the same time of affection, one person in the couple is sick, causing the other to get sick not long after.

Kind of annoying, really.
*A couple cuddling*
Girlfriend: Oh, baby, I love you so much!
Boyfriend: I love you too!
Girlfriend: Oh..... I also have a cold, just saying...
Boyfriend: AHH! YOU'RE BEING INFECTIONATE!
Infectionate by Sho Fo-Sho March 4, 2011