the specific type of flatulence when you are seated and it bubbles up from underneath your testicles
Roll down the window, I just farted, and it was a squiggly herman.
by wiufatz2 April 15, 2011
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An Uncle Tom who is trying to run for president in 2012. He is famous for his "9-9-9 plan" which is a tax plan were the super poor pay the same as the super rich. Which shows how disconnected he is from minorities and where his real trust lies..with the super rich douchebags. Also he used to run a pizza company so people sometimes think he is a pizza man, which is kinda inspiring.
Bob: "Yo wheres the pizza"
Bill: "I wish Herman Cain still worked there"
by BlackPrince11 October 1, 2011
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Guitarist in the power metal band Dragonforce. He was born in Hong Kong and is the person who started Dragonforce. Herman Li is a self-taught with the guitar (and is extremely fast.) Although Herman Li is left-handed, he uses a right handed guitar; Li is known for his amazing signature guitar solos, where he switches his hands (right hand for fretting and left for "shredding." He also uses a Digitech Whammy Pedal and Wah Pedal To create some of his signature guitar sounds.
Herman Li is one of the best guitarists that I have ever heard. His solos are amazing. If you haven't heard any of Dragonforce's songs do a youtube search NOW for "Dragonforce" or "Dragonforce Stepmania" NOW!
by Siril Frein June 28, 2006
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the act of setting your beer or ash tray on the top of a girls head while she blows you. named after herman munster since he had a flat head.
come here, let me give you a herman handshake
by bogart March 7, 2005
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A joker running for the GOP candidacy in the 2012 presidential election. This despite the fact that he's never held office, unfamiliar with U.S./foreign affairs, and having a campaign whose "ideals" are based on pop-culture references such as The Sims and Pokemon. Was previously the token president of Godfather's Pizza, where he (allegedly) sexually harassed a number of women, and turned a $300 million-dollar business into a $40 million-dollar business. Also doesn't believe in reading and answers questions with numbers, preferably with three 9's.
Reporter: Iran is producing nuclear weapons to possible strike Israel or even the United States. As president, how do you handle this situation?

Herman Cain: 9-9-9!
by TheMechanic11 November 20, 2011
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noun:When you masterbate to much, your penis stops shooting cum and starts shooting blood.
Since adam klein never jacks it, he doesnt have to worry about getting a bleeding puppy.
by Anonymous July 2, 2003
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A 2012 Presidential Candidate whose add campaign featured one of his political advisors smoking a cigarette at the end of the commercial. The recent video released by Cain's campaign has sparked controversy over the unclear reason of creating a commercial with tobacco in it.
1: "Hey man, have you seen Herman Cain's latest add?"
2: "Yeah, his political advisor is seen smoking a cigarette!!"
1: "WOW. Seems like a great way to campaign."
by anzainfo October 26, 2011
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