The MOST awesome beings on the planet earth. They began to populate around 6000 years ago. The first gypsy's name was Pavel Tincu(not a friend). He was actually the man who started the spread of mankind. He has helped to spread chains of gypsy clans around the world. Gypsy's are the only beings on Earth that are able to challenge Chuck Norris. Gypsy's live for approximately 9000 years. Gypsy's can only be killed by another gypsy's. They have the ability to travel through dimensions and alter the time line. They have the ability to steal any item, idea, or ability from any being on this planet. Because the original gypsy Pavel has mastered the power far better then any other he has stolen the day may 32 from they 3ed dimension and brought it back to ours. So the government has lied to you there is actually 366 days in a year. Gypsy's eat a non meat based products and normally consume herbal products. Though 100% gypsy's are all powerful 50% gypsy's still have much power of their own. They are able to do most things 100%'s are able just at a lower scale.
by I r 1337 man guy August 18, 2009
Alright, so all the other definitions I've seen about Gypsies are so full of shit and racist I can't believe it. Since you all see my people as "Child thieving" I'll show you what I'm hearing with another example:
Word:
Nigger
Definition:
Naturally inferior to whites and are great workers with minimal whippings needed. Niggers survive on a diet of fried chicken and water Mellon but it has been known for these savages to cook humans in a large cauldron.
This is the kind of bull shit like that I hear everywhere on the internet. There are bad Gypsies but there is also bad non-gypsies as well isn't there. I read a post about someone wanting to shoot us with a shotgun and make us eat dog shit. How can we live in a world were all people are born equal when this is how a race of people with no representatives are show. So if you want to be as racist as some people are to Gypsies then go onto a public bus and order a black man to get up and give you a seat then you will be know as a racist ass hole but call Gypsies thieves and inbred that's all just a funny joke because you all know we gypsies are all nothing but scum.
Word:
Nigger
Definition:
Naturally inferior to whites and are great workers with minimal whippings needed. Niggers survive on a diet of fried chicken and water Mellon but it has been known for these savages to cook humans in a large cauldron.
This is the kind of bull shit like that I hear everywhere on the internet. There are bad Gypsies but there is also bad non-gypsies as well isn't there. I read a post about someone wanting to shoot us with a shotgun and make us eat dog shit. How can we live in a world were all people are born equal when this is how a race of people with no representatives are show. So if you want to be as racist as some people are to Gypsies then go onto a public bus and order a black man to get up and give you a seat then you will be know as a racist ass hole but call Gypsies thieves and inbred that's all just a funny joke because you all know we gypsies are all nothing but scum.
by DubstepSniper October 11, 2014
a person persons or company that goes around stealing your customers. typically these gypsy's can be found in the lawn cutting business. a gypsy usually has a beat old truck some beat old equipment and most importantly beat old run down low life humans. it is also believed that these gypsy's have a secret wave to separate the gypsy community. i will be doing undercover work to find this wave out, also look out for the new gypsy rating system.
as i was driving down the road i seen a caravan of gypsy lawn cutters dragging their equipment behind them.
this mexican gypsy pirate came to cut my lawn today! u should have seen all his bling earrings he had. he asked my mom if he could rob her booty arrrggghhh and give her a pirate eye argh!!!!!!
this mexican gypsy pirate came to cut my lawn today! u should have seen all his bling earrings he had. he asked my mom if he could rob her booty arrrggghhh and give her a pirate eye argh!!!!!!
by the smartest crew June 13, 2010
Gypsy-they respect their women and never hurt or abuse them and if they do there parents will hurt them! they respect others and will not burn down your house coz they feel like it! the girls arnt slag who get knocked up coz their not allowed until their married! they also love their children and look out for each other, they only fight for their rights that have been taken away from them because certain people didnt agree with their cultural background! how would you like it if WE called you?! you wouldnt, so dont call US!
by PrincessPaige-Emily April 3, 2012
The word gypsy, comes from a name given to us by non-gypsy's. because of the superstitions of the gypsy people being so much like the Egyptian's. Not all of my people are scum. I we have had to deal with you people for over 2000 yrs killing us beating us and raping us. now you see why we have no respect for your people. because some of you are scum.
by james carter March 17, 2007
Wonderfull, colorfull nation with great sense for life and music. Greatly described in movies of Emir Kusturica. An Indo-Eurpoean nation with strong roots, Gypsies live in Spain, France, Russia, Romania, the Balkans and Croatia.
In that little plaza in Zagreb there were a few Gypsies playing beautifull music. Too bad the surroundings were not as beautifull.
by Graham O'Tool March 22, 2004
Bastards who hang around the local marketplace/council estates waiting for some 'Moshers' To Apear so they can start a fight for no reason other than the so called 'moshers' are different.cannot speak more than 5 words in one sentance.
by grebo February 21, 2004