goose 

The most horrid, vile creatures on the planet. They are conspiring against us and are murderers.

Ex.1 “If you got a pet goose I’d kill you and then myself, for you have failed.”

Ex.2

“Fuck, a goose.”

goose by Ugly Troll Creature April 22, 2020

goose 

n; one who is never serious, constantly plays around; a joker; a foolish person; goes along with the slang term soulja boi

Daniel: Ey, you kno ma homie antwan
Austin: Yea.
Daniel: Man he a straight up goose!
Austin: Yea, he is a goose soulja boi.

goose by DanOfThorp September 28, 2008

Goose 

Verb. Making a fist like the "Thumb's Up" sign then jamming the thumb up someone's butt. Actually traces to an extremely deviant ancient Chinese sexual practice that was limited exclusively to the Emperor upon the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penetrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's spincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstasy. Chinese Emperor's Goose deviant sexual ecstasy

If you goose me now, your thumb will turn shit-brickle brown!

Goose by JRW, PhD August 23, 2008

Goose 

Another term for the word Good, but a much higher level of good.

Guy 1: hey, did you see that car crash down the block?

Guy 2: yeah man, it was mad goose.

Goose by I Fatality X February 27, 2010

GOOSE 

To have several bowel movements in a short period of time.

I ate tour catering and Iv'e been shitting like a GOOSE!!

GOOSE by KNOXVILLE EAST TENNESSE October 4, 2011

goose 

the motion of quickly grabbing and sqeezing the area near the private parts just below the buttocks with all 5 fingers. usually done by suprise and executed by the male onto the female. men don't goose men and women don't goose men.

ouch! he goosed me!
i'm gonna give her the goose.

goose by dead_eye July 28, 2003

Goose 

An animal that a gentleman has

That was RUDE! You do not come into a gentlemans house and touch his goose!

Goose by Cute definitions November 24, 2016