Dave is caring and loving, he will look out for you and be there for you whether you are happy or sad. His heart is so special the way he loves and the person he is inside, if you are lucky to be loved by Dave you feel extremely special like you are the luckiest girl on the planet. He is very smart too and knows about anything and everything and he secretly likes being a smarty pants! His eyes are the most warm eyes I've ever seen and his smile will melt anyone's heart. He is strong too even though he says he isn't. He's strong and can do anything he wants to do in life. He says he is shy, but if he talked to more people he would make friends with anyone he talked with because he is just so likeable and wonderful. He is a treasure and without people like him the world would be a sad place. He is in short the most funny, loving, interesting, handsome most adorable man you will ever meet. If you know him the sun shines upon you.
Mimi - "I'm going to the movies with Dave, see you later"
Every other person- "oh she is so lucky, I want a Dave in my life, he is so awesome. I wish I knew a Dave"
Every other person- "oh she is so lucky, I want a Dave in my life, he is so awesome. I wish I knew a Dave"
by Mimi0836 June 27, 2021
by Blackflame619 February 8, 2009
(Adjective) A synonym of the word pwned but applied specifically to the exploitation of security weaknesses on a server due to misconfiguration. Pwnage (and thus daveage) describes a sudden, decisive and humiliating defeat of server security.
Double check your firewall settings before putting that machine on the internet. The last thing you want is to get Daved!
by Ynngwie J Malmsteen March 16, 2011
Dude, what happened last night???
Dude, you were so Daved that you ended up passing out under the kitchen table after shouting about how the gypsies were going to get you
Dude, you were so Daved that you ended up passing out under the kitchen table after shouting about how the gypsies were going to get you
by Little Gypsy June 14, 2010
The name of the god of all hockey coaches, a coach who knows the game best but also knows how to coach players in a way they respond and respect. No one compares.
by SauceMaster99 April 16, 2014
You know a Dave. We all know a Dave. They are most likely a child murderer from freddy fazbenders and are gay for Jack Kennedy
Dave is a literally child murderer and you still wanna hire him? He even will yiff foxes for god sake
by KrisKross69 April 12, 2022
by weavercep November 20, 2020