A event that starts out as a small kickback but before you know it There's a guy riding a horse naked, people shotgunning 24 oz beers, three girls making out and all the bathrooms are full of people either fucking or puking or both. It's a god damn Catalina wine mixer.
Dude last night was a fucking Catalina wine mixer. It started with just a football game and ended up with bob screwing a fat chick while Nate puked in the toilet!
by Jdub007 May 3, 2015
When one dumps on another's chest and that person then consumes the feces, regurgitates the feces and then the original dumper consumes the regurgitated feces, enjoyably.
Ned dropped a Cleveland steamer on Daniel's chest. The two of them then performed the Catalina clean up.
by Rob Sal October 20, 2013
by PoppaBear May 3, 2009
The act of ejaculating inside of a girl while she is on her period. After doing so, the cum and the blood mix together into a single fluid, which is a catalina ranch mixture.
Terren: "Dammit dude! I blacked out and brought this chick home last night. Apparently she was on her period and my drunk ass busted a nut inside of her."
Steven: "That's gross! I bet there was that catalina ranch mixture all over your bed! You gave that hoe the fucking Catalina Ranch Mixer!!!"
Steven: "That's gross! I bet there was that catalina ranch mixture all over your bed! You gave that hoe the fucking Catalina Ranch Mixer!!!"
by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 31, 2016
by Dude with two dicks August 4, 2008
by Dogwithglasses56 November 4, 2019
The sexual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the vaginal canal and using your penis to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward. Once fully mixed a hardy POW is yelled to signify completion.
Last night during a sensual evening Jordan suggested to Ashley that they should have a Catalina Wine Mixer.
by Baby_Belly_69 May 30, 2010