by Alanspiderkipz July 7, 2018
A variant of the traditional Dutch Oven fart porn, the Djiboutian Bus Driver is the ultimate combination of colon flatulance that is strategically aimed at a target in close range and the surrender of all escape exits. It is important to remember that the Djiboutian Bus Driver action should only be committed to after a taco Tuesday type meal and multiple protein shakes have been consumed. It may be preferred to alert all civilians who you do not wish to gas out prior to the utter destruction of your targets face.
"Yesterday I Djiboutian Bus Driver'd this chick on the plane. She couldn't get out of her window seat at all!"
by n00bfragger October 22, 2013
by Sam Koch September 4, 2021
While having sex with a female standing upright, invert the subject so that the top of her head is perpendicular to the pavement. In one motion, execute a swift drop kick to the face. At this point she should be unconscious. To solidify the maneuver aim your penis towards the woman's bloodied face and deliver a golden shower to rain upon her limp body.
I was thinking about doing the reverse cow girl with my new squeeze tonight but instead I m thinking it's a cincinnati bus driver night.
by Its a bitch girl July 31, 2011
The act of dipping your dick in soy sauce and then a chick rides your dick while you rub her shoulders like your driving
Dude I was watching porn last night and this chick got a 20 minute Chinese Bus Driver then he gave hernosey till she came and it looked like he had motor oil all over his nose!
by 2269 September 18, 2010
by almost June 22, 2004
*thanking the bus driver
You: Thank you sir
Bus driver: No problem kiddo
*10 years later you have a successful family and a respected reputation as the president*
You: Thank you sir
Bus driver: No problem kiddo
*10 years later you have a successful family and a respected reputation as the president*
by I Ii II I_ July 12, 2018