It’s hard to describe the ginger bus driver, he’s just there. Not emo but just there.

Nobody has ever heard him speak apart from when he shouts at year 7s to sit down, he’s a real misery of a man

( if that’s what you can call him)

Did I mention that he’s an absolute unit of an alpha male, he began the species many years ago of ginger bus drivers
“ Have you had the ginger bus driver yet?”

“ No, he looks nice”

*Stands up for one millisecond*

Ginger bus driver- “FIND A SEAT“

“FIND A SEAT” ~ Ginger bus driver 2022
by Word_master_1 November 1, 2022
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Master of the vehicular travel marvel known as the 'bus' , will never be fazed by late drivers or strange passengers, and the shining god of the dorrigobus movement.

Drives a twenty cylinder turbocharged multiengine jet bus, shoots fire when he floors the accelerator, with a flaming throne strong enough to hold his 200 kilograms of pure wheel turning muscle
The only person to have beaten the dorrigo mountain in 2.9 parsecs.

Cannot be defeated, even by the previously defined satanic monster,

bruce the bus driver, although can be quickly confused by the lack of information that is provided by his aforementioned strange passengers
Lives upon a junk Heap of all the previous bus drivers who have challenged him in bus-jousting, in a massive bus themed mansion filled with various trophies and severed heads.

Has a long lasting feud with Jaiden the bus slayer for the size of his muscles.

Has been seen bench pressing the universe, and killing enemies by simply scaring the shit out of them.
Run it's Mark the bus driver
by Another boy on the bus June 19, 2019
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A saying used when you are so angry that your years of public school bus humility comes out and gives you the urge to punch a former or current busdriver
When Kip got kicked in the dick by Seth , the pain angered him to the point of screaming out, " IM GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH A BUS DRIVER!"
by Tom-Dickery-Kickery October 9, 2016
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Saggy, flat, long breasts often found on elderly bus drivers (male and female)
Holy shit, look at those saggy bus driver tits on Jennifer!
by Skeetzzz August 24, 2008
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Bus Driver's Bum
Have you ever seen a bus driver with a small arse - no, because they are always sat on it!
So this applies to someones whose arse is that bloody big, that it can easily effect tides and cause a solar eclipse.
Good god! Look at the bus drivers bum on that!
by The Dazzler April 26, 2006
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The man at the front of the line in an anal all male sex train.
"Come on fellas! Lets have a fuck train! I'll be the Dirty Bus Driver!" Leroy says as he grabs his ankles.
by Felix 35 October 25, 2008
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The huge flap of skin above the thighs, and below the stomach. Looks like there pussy is huge. Almost all bus driver's carry this trait.
Damn, look at the size of that bus driver pussy!
by shitty shitty bang bang 696969 January 27, 2009
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