Bus driver talk is essentially another word for small talk, the type of talk that if you're listening close by just embarrasses you and makes you want to die.
Look at those two teachers who hardly know each other doing bus driver talk as if they were good friends!

Jack is doing bus driver talk with Anne and trying to hook up with her.
by Trucker T-Rex August 16, 2018
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The phrase for someone who jumps into conversations at the wrong time
by Firefaul December 7, 2017
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An entity fueled by rage and hate. It travels in a large, metal, tube, and gets extreme road rage. It periodically threatens to crash into cars that are using the breakdown lane. Never get inside the tube.
Uh-oh! I'm being killed by The Bus Driver!
by EmogusalDamager November 25, 2022
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There is no real definition, it's just to see how people react to the word and question what it means to have bus driver hands
You have Bus Driver Hands. How do you feel about that?
by Steezmiester May 11, 2020
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Whilst driving you snort cocaine and receive a blow job
Guy1; DAMN i was a real Cuban bus driver yesterday

Guy2; well aren't you just Castro
by Cuban bus driver March 3, 2015
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When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis
Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands
by Steezmiester June 19, 2020
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Someone who is a terrible driver. For example, speeding, going off the road constantly, and paying more attention to whats happening inside the car than what is happening outside.
by JehovahsWitness May 15, 2015
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