A chic who has given a (blumpkin) more than once. A blumpkin is the art of getting a blowjob while relieving your bowels, normally in a toilet.
Yesterday morning this chic gave me another "blumpkin" so I got her a t-shirt that says "blumpkinator" she wears it proudly!
by TheCraw April 23, 2008
Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has.
by blumpkinmaster December 20, 2007
by CrAzYgIdEoN May 20, 2003
The act of a female drawing a male phallus into her mandibular oraface, while said male evacuates fecal-matter from his rectum.
by CassiusKarp June 9, 2010
to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can't believe it wasn't in here before!
by bread infection October 22, 2005
by teh poof June 2, 2005
when a guy is sitting on the shitter dropping a deuce and his old lady is given him some head, best used after a hard night of drinking and that first beer shit of the day. can also be used as a nickname.
by Michael Aloian September 14, 2005