The process of committing a 419 scam through a dating app, preferably tinder, then hooking up with the person to gain their trust. Once you have committed the scam midway through sex you exclaim 'I took your monies' in a Nigerian accent ultimately fucking them in two ways.
Friend 1: what did you do this weekend
Friend 2: I gave a rich girls the old Nigerian bandit
Friend 1
Friend 2: I gave a rich girls the old Nigerian bandit
Friend 1
by MikeOxlong419 September 3, 2020
A Nigerian Massacre is a Massacre that is being held in Nigeria. Mostly heard of in 2020
It’s when random people go on attacking innocents for no reason. So like a terrorist attack.
It’s when random people go on attacking innocents for no reason. So like a terrorist attack.
Bill: Did you hear about the Massacre happening in Nigeria?
Joe: tf is a massacre
Bill: It’s an attack happening right now in Nigeria. A Nigerian Massacre is normally what happens when somebody’s not very happy with what they have and start unneeded conflict
Joe: tf is a massacre
Bill: It’s an attack happening right now in Nigeria. A Nigerian Massacre is normally what happens when somebody’s not very happy with what they have and start unneeded conflict
by kyayla October 21, 2020
The act of waking up in the morning and wondering if you were sexually violated by a black man last night, when in reality, you were.
"Dude did you make it home last night?"
"Yeah, but I have a strange suspicion I had a nigerian nightmare".
"Yeah, but I have a strange suspicion I had a nigerian nightmare".
by alanx303 January 30, 2010
When a male takes a shit into a blender, then frappes it until desired consistency, then rubs it all over himself, and goes and rolls around on top of his partner while she is still sleeping in bed.
by Jeffreh October 12, 2008
by Nut_meme November 13, 2016
by scoliosis god November 11, 2019
when you gape someones asshole then pour in vinegar and bi carb soda then but plug it give them a shake unbutt plug it then watch it explode out brown shit like a black volcano (nigerian volcano)
nigger 1: yo i did some kinky shit with this girl last night
nigger 2: yo what you do
nigger 1: a nigerian volcano my nigger
nigger 2: yo thats eetswa
nigger 2: yo what you do
nigger 1: a nigerian volcano my nigger
nigger 2: yo thats eetswa
by An Oscar February 3, 2021