"After that crazy night, Jessica is sitting in the bathroom with an all American blowout."
"Oh that sounds rough!"
"Oh that sounds rough!"
by Pwnographi September 14, 2016
when you paint your dick red, white, and blue then before the paint dries, your put on metal claws to resemble talons of an eagal then then jack off using the wet paint as lube.
dude. Why do you have scars on your dick
90 year old man: back in 1972 me and my friends did the all american handjob, too bad all of them died
90 year old man: back in 1972 me and my friends did the all american handjob, too bad all of them died
by dick flavored ass September 5, 2019
A band who is different from the majority of modern pop-punk bands, and a notable guilty pleasure of many people. They have had a fan base for quite some time, as they have been a band since 2001, as opposed to many pop-punk bands starting around 2005.
Someone: Do you like Forever the Sickest Kids?
Me: No.
Someone: Do you like Mayday Parade?
Me: No.
Someone: The All-American Rejects?
Me: Yes! This is because they're much different from those other pop-punk bands.
Me: No.
Someone: Do you like Mayday Parade?
Me: No.
Someone: The All-American Rejects?
Me: Yes! This is because they're much different from those other pop-punk bands.
by Monstaro May 4, 2009
A girl who tries her best in all the aspects of her life, is a great supporting girlfriend and wife for her man, blonde, blue eyed, long hair, gorgeous, cute, sexy, and caring always. The all american girl is what every man wants.
by Ando Benji November 8, 2009
A prime example of the lack of musical taste by today's youth. A generic band with absolutely no originality that claim to be "punk rock." They are in fact a watered down pop act with guys who like to wear makeup.
by regs June 11, 2005
a reality t.v. show that is an embarrassment to muslims
and that should be known as "all american lebanese ppl"
and that should be known as "all american lebanese ppl"
by angelbla November 29, 2011
Yeah
Mama told me, "Your lady's lookin' for another man"
I never worry, there ain't a need for me to take no stand
I got my reasons, the things I do are better left unsaid
I'm into pleasin', I do my talkin' with my hands instead
'Cause I can make some time
You got your ticket and you're lookin' fine
You're starin' at the band, you want to land
A six foot, hot look, all american man, yeah
I've been to Detroit, I've been to L.A. and I've seen St. Lou
I've had some good times, but I've been waitin' for a girl like you
'Cause I can make some time
You got your ticket and you're lookin' fine
You're starin' at the band, you want to land
A six foot, hot look, all american man, yeah
All American man
Mama told me, "Your lady's lookin' for another man"
I never worry, there ain't a need for me to take no stand
I got my reasons, the things I do are better left unsaid
I'm into pleasin', I do my talkin' with my hands instead
'Cause I can make some time
You got your ticket and you're lookin' fine
You're starin' at the band, you want to land
A six foot, hot look, all american man, yeah
I've been to Detroit, I've been to L.A. and I've seen St. Lou
I've had some good times, but I've been waitin' for a girl like you
'Cause I can make some time
You got your ticket and you're lookin' fine
You're starin' at the band, you want to land
A six foot, hot look, all american man, yeah
All American man
'Cause I can make some time
You got your ticket and you're lookin' fine
You're starin' at the band, you want to land
A six foot, hot look, all american man, a man
I'm a six foot, hot look, all american man, yeah
You got your ticket and you're lookin' fine
You're starin' at the band, you want to land
A six foot, hot look, all american man, a man
I'm a six foot, hot look, all american man, yeah
by Death Menace May 30, 2022