Sextopia

A highly desirable or near perfect sexual experience. A Utopia of sex.

Having back to back orgasms nonstop is a sextopia. Achieving the perfect sexual experience.

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Sex person

A person who is comfortable talking about sexual things like fluids, boobs, dicks, etc. In a natural way, not in a vulgar or exaggerated way.

I think Elianna is a sex person. She is so at ease talking about her lady parts.

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A sex holder is a person, who gently holds the genitals of a stranger without their knowledge.

Watch it, John, that guy is a bit of a sex holder.

sex holder by 933k June 6, 2018

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When you totally embarrassed yourself sending unsolicited nudes and got rejected as fuck. Then you just want to disappear from the face of the earth.

Bro, I was trying to kick it with this hot chick until I got sextzoned! Sucks!

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when you cum inside of a girl wearing supreme and she wipes her ass with a supreme headband

Sanjay: man that's some sexy semen

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A nerd (especially one into sci-fi shows and science) who is always horny and regularly masturbates.

Emma: "Why isn't Bobby replying?"
Lili: "He's probably revising or wanking!"
*some time later*
Bobby: "Both :)"
Lili: "You're such a sex goblin"

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Someone that everyone knows is gay and nobody likes. A person that talks about penises all day and calls everyone a dick.

Guy: "Yo man ur such a penis. Ur a fat, short dick"

Other Guy: "Dude, stop being a faggoto-sexual foreskin!!"