The act of growing a manly beard, taking a shot of hot sauce without swallowing, and going down on your girl (or your friends girl) while the hot sauce causes a hot steamy but slightly painful sensation with the assistance of the beard smearing the juices around. In this situation, the woman is typically handcuffed to something without knowing the splunk muff crunk is about to occur. Failure to restrain the subject may result in punches and cuts.
Man 1: What's with the eye patch?
Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.
Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.
by StoopidShteve September 10, 2013
When something is so awesome, it is not just crunk nor is it simply off the chain. It then becomes, crunk off the chain.
Dude, at that party last nite, I found 500 bucks and I got Megan Fox's number!! It was totally crunk off the chain!
by The original HSM May 28, 2010
sifi(SciFi) + BET (sound effects and music recorded via DVR/Tivo) dubbed by a drunk white dude while playing XboX Live!
Dude, I was playing call of duty of duty 4 last night, and spliffed up some phat Acid-Crunk from tracks off my Tivo!
by Deadwait October 1, 2009
A new religion where one worships every Friday and Saturday night. Churches have been replaced by clubs, God by Lil Jon, and Jesus by Luda.
Hey T-ray I hear ya just converted to the Dirrty South Church of Crunk. Hows that workin fer ya.
Shit nigga I finally found God and he's livin in ATL
Shit nigga I finally found God and he's livin in ATL
by Mow-ree April 19, 2004
Without a doubt the most catchy type of music, anyone who doesn't like it should probably just listen to Country because you're probably fuckin' gay.
Dude 1: Do do do " Gator boooots..." (Scary Kids Scaring Kids- Still Fly).
Dude 2: Hey I dont like this song, hwaah can we turn it? I hate Punk goes Crunk.
Dude 1: Die!
Dude 2: Hey I dont like this song, hwaah can we turn it? I hate Punk goes Crunk.
Dude 1: Die!
by OICU812 :) April 16, 2009
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The state of being completely annihilated from the effect of alcohol or another substance of the sort...usually ending up in saying phrases that are either completly incredible or something you would like to take back like it is your job...although in some rare cases you could drop it like it is hot... usually occuring at the best fucking college ever... for that refer to st. joes
"dude i told simone that she was hot last night".....DUDE!!! You must have been crunk to your dome piece
by pc January 13, 2005