(After five hours of mall shopping)
Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.
Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.
Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?
Girl 2: You are crazy girl.
Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.
Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.
Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?
Girl 2: You are crazy girl.
by Tehefvriyoas January 2, 2014
a person who believes he is strong whether he is really fat or skinny. often confused with invisable muscles
by litterdud September 23, 2010
false bravado
When someone becomes "tough" and "combative" in an email, but never in person, or on the phone. A false show of digital power and might. A manifestation of their own sense of righteous indignation.
When someone becomes "tough" and "combative" in an email, but never in person, or on the phone. A false show of digital power and might. A manifestation of their own sense of righteous indignation.
Email Muscles
Ninja 1 in an email format: "I asked you for that report last week you never responded, I'm losing confidence in you and your firm & will take my business else where."
Ninja 1 in a phone conversation: "Hey buddy, I know you have been busy, any chance of getting that report any time this week? No rush!"
Ninja 1 in an email format: "I asked you for that report last week you never responded, I'm losing confidence in you and your firm & will take my business else where."
Ninja 1 in a phone conversation: "Hey buddy, I know you have been busy, any chance of getting that report any time this week? No rush!"
by paranoidrain June 25, 2011
'Half man, half fox'. A breed of man fox that walks on its hind legs and often enjoys dancing. The term is often used as a positive adjective for pretty smexy men. The phrase was discovered early on in the year 2007, in the village of egham at the ever popular Strodes college.
by Dr. Whybra March 7, 2007
Phone Muscles- the cowardly act of telling someone over the phone, or computer either by text, social media, or verbal communication what you would not say in person ..
After the confrontation at the party Jackie used her phone muscles to tell the women she was a bitch.
by Almamomama March 2, 2016
When you like a girl and you have to check to make sure you have a 6 pack, big biceps, no double chin, and no pool float around your stomach.
Josh: Hey Kyle, don't you think that girl over there is hot?
Kyle: Before you do something stupid or bang something, why don't you do a muscle check?
Kyle: Before you do something stupid or bang something, why don't you do a muscle check?
by Logical World September 1, 2017
by Nostradamus Bear February 8, 2012