When a man ejaculates so hard he completely misses his partner and some of the semen lands on the girls blanket.
“I was gonna cum on my girls face, but I went a bit too hard and accidentally gave her a Semen Blanket”
by Garrett Wick September 8, 2018
Probably self-explanatory but it could be like those shit-gay pissass fricking crappy words that something completely different than what they look like...
What the fuck is a Semen Bagel?
by Tsudo-Nymphomaniac November 6, 2020
Bro 1- FUCK! I swear I know when Amy is cheating. Her vag scent gets a bit musky.
Bro 2-Dude you're better off without that greedy semen harvester.
Bro 2-Dude you're better off without that greedy semen harvester.
by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023
People who are born on October 31
Including me... Yay...
They love blood and gore... Or they might hate it. Idk what you like. Oh yeah, they certainly have some sort of love for some sort of spooky creature (in my case, it's cryptids... And dragons... And a bunch of other stuff). And if you're a memer... You've probably worn (or want to wear) an inflatable dinosaur costume.
Including me... Yay...
They love blood and gore... Or they might hate it. Idk what you like. Oh yeah, they certainly have some sort of love for some sort of spooky creature (in my case, it's cryptids... And dragons... And a bunch of other stuff). And if you're a memer... You've probably worn (or want to wear) an inflatable dinosaur costume.
Person One: Hey I was born on Halloween !
Person Two: BACK OFF DEMON SEMEN!
Person One: Wh-what-
Person Two: *Proceeds to start screaming like a mad man*
Person One: *Also proceeds to start screaming like a terrified cat*
Person Two: BACK OFF DEMON SEMEN!
Person One: Wh-what-
Person Two: *Proceeds to start screaming like a mad man*
Person One: *Also proceeds to start screaming like a terrified cat*
by Typical_Ukraine April 11, 2020
A semen collector is someone who spunks on a piece of clothing instead of using a tissue or condom to clean up. This are usually young people who can't hold it in
by Justhereforjokes September 19, 2016
by Kadoodle spots June 5, 2019