A saying that some guys have that they say to a woman when she turns them down for a date or a request for sex.
Often a rhetorical question.
Often a rhetorical question.
by Deep blue 2012 July 19, 2010
When you actually give a fuck but don’t want others to know you do. When you’re hurt by something but your still that bitch.
Them: “sorry we forgot to tell you we were going to smoke”
Me “i don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck because I don’t”
Me “i don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck because I don’t”
by That bitch coco November 27, 2019
Bob: I'm sure the colour of this carpet is a little to dark.
Dave: *Doesn't care* That's what the government want you to think...
Dave: *Doesn't care* That's what the government want you to think...
by rudym335 July 23, 2014
Also, "you only think I'm joking."
Phrase used after you say something that sounds unrealistic or exaggerated but is completely true.
Phrase used after you say something that sounds unrealistic or exaggerated but is completely true.
Guy: I got six tickets in one afternoon.
Friend: haha (thinks he's exaggerating)
Guy: yeah, you only think I'm kidding.
friend: ...
Friend: haha (thinks he's exaggerating)
Guy: yeah, you only think I'm kidding.
friend: ...
by freakoftheweek September 16, 2009
(phrase used with extreme anger and distaste)a term used when you dont understand something but still make a dramatic effort to make it seem like you do, in fact, understand.
kid 1: "as my hair grows so does my personality"
kid with no clue: ..........
kid 2: i dont think he understands
kid with no clue: you don't think i understand!?
kid with no clue: ..........
kid 2: i dont think he understands
kid with no clue: you don't think i understand!?
by johnny hash345 April 7, 2009
1. A phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".
1.
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!
2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!
2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?
by Welcometoparadise74 July 23, 2008