Your wife's condition when they eat yogurt, all-day, every-day.
"I feel bad for her, she has a condition called, "Wifey" kids'."
by ๐Ÿ“Š March 10, 2019
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What two hookers call each other when they have the same pimp. They live together, turn tricks together, and give their money to the same man, so they're close and obligated to have each others backs.

This used to mean a girls BFF but has become a term used commonly in prostitution.

It is very similar to how polygamous Mormon women call each other "Sister-Wife."
"That crazy hoe was accusing us of taking her purse, when her wifey picked it up and put it away."

"My pimp just got me a wifey, and its not fair bc he yelled at me for only making $400, but she only made $300 last night."
by knows a lotta hoes December 18, 2011
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Is slang for something belonging exclusively to a wife or wifey. Usually in big bright pink or glittery letters.
Jaye wanted some eggnog so bad, when he opened the fridge on the eggnog carton said WIFEY'S in big Pink Letters.
by Jaye_$upreme February 4, 2022
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Wifey is a noun to describe your girlfriend, wife, or when you're acting gay with your friends.

The word wifey is pretty close to the word wife therefore it can make a girl blush and make them feel very special.
Example1 being gay with your freinds:

Me: hey wifey*bites lip*
My freind: hey shawtybae*bites lip back*
Example2: name for someone's significant other
Person 1: hey wifey!

Person 2: hey babe! You're finnaly home from work
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Person 1: hey wifey!
Person 2: *blush* hey
by Puppies_1256 April 18, 2021
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An elephant joined to a rat in marriage; a female spouse.

You are my only wifey. Ma Sau Yee.
In fact it shouldn't be in urban dictionary, coz this is not a new word. To me, our love exist from very long time ago.
Sweet Wifey.
Anxious Wifey.
Lazy Wifey.
Sentimental Wifey.

Love you, Wifey.
by Rat B October 1, 2012
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a girl you care a lot about, she's more than just your girl but you also just sleep with her.
by Absebt crew. December 29, 2017
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Wifey- adjective for NAIVE, DUMB,STUPID, girl who has no mind of her own and is only good for serving the needs of her "HUBBY"

The wifey hands him over her paycheck, while he spends it on drinking with his boys and hitting up the clubs. While wifey, ever the housewife, sits at home blowing up his phone in between either breastfeeding, doing the dishes, or watching TV.

The wifey is hella proud. She thinks everyone wants to be in her position and must brag about it on every social networking site ever. EXAMPLE: "Tomas's Wifey" "Wifey Material" When her man lets her out of the cage and let her go out she has to cling to him insecurely and PDAs are a must! "Just so dem bitches know who the "wifey" is." Too bad the smart females are laughing at what a dumb lil girl she really is!

The wifey rarely lives out her dreams because unlike the smart Down Females she thinks being wifey is a fulltime job. She cuffed(another word for imprisonment) and pops out a few kids. She doesnt have friends because none of them compare to getting d*ck everynight & buying his clothes, paying his bills, and jumping to his other needs. The wifey will later regret this when she realizes shes working the same shitty retail job as she was in highschool and has no real friends.

She has to call her man when she wakes up, goes to make coffee, takes a shoower, breathes, etc. if she doesnt live with him. And girls nights out are strictly or forbiden or "your just like the other hoes" Wifey ever so confident must believe everything he says and her phonebook just gets smaller and she is always lonely

The wifey also believe popping out kids is like playing with barbie dolls so whenever her man brings up the idea the panties fly off and the legs open. Her man usually loves the idea of making the babys but when she starts packing on some pounds he dips to the club at night and strikes up a conversation with a down ass female who could get higher then a 16 on her ACTs.

So girls use your brains and be a down ass female!! Being a wifey is so overrated and you will just get fcuked over when your man realizes you only good for popping out babyS!!
Wifey: Omg Im wifey im prego!! BITCHEZ BE JEALOUS

Smart Females: Hahahhaa jealous of a stretched out p*ssy @ age 18 ?? sureee Wifey whatever make u sleep at nite!
by mizindependant June 16, 2009
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