ur-whining 

- To complain unfairly about bad beats in poker. For example, "I had a pair of deuces and he matched his ace on the river. How could he call with 4 to 1 pot odds?!". Although this phenomenon is most prominently associated with Phil Hellmuth, it is believed to be named after World Poker Tour player Phil Irwin.
- Also, repetitive complaints about insubstantial issues

Friday night's game was great. But I got tired of all of the ur-whining.

ur-whining by Adam Bl June 11, 2006

Egg Whiting

Egg Whiting is when you take the yolk of the egg, place it in a pan, and make your own whites by releasing your sperm into it. You then cook it to desired amount (seasonings optional) and you then serve it to your biological mother with no warning.(telling her after is also optional)

You: Here mom i made you eggs

Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!

Egg Whiting by ball of niggs October 25, 2023

whining

The act of complaining and bitching, frequently consists in a high-pitched and earsplitting sound. Whining is a total kill-joy.
No one wants to have a whiner at a party.

Colin: Why am I so fat? Wahhhh. Why can't I stop complaining! Wahhh

Me: Quit your whining and bitching, Colin.

whining by MandersIzdabombdizzle November 28, 2011

dirty whining 

To be extremely close to someone's butt whether on purpose or accident.

*Man stands up in front of Kevin with butt in face*

Everyone: "Oh snap! Kevin is dirty whining!"

dirty whining by T. Jxck November 26, 2015

Flat Whiting 

Just thinking about yourself and not giving two shits about the other people.

Norman is totally flat whiting me, he invited me round for tea and the cunt is in the pub

Flat Whiting by Sausage Cleaver March 14, 2019

type whining 

Type whining- To spell out all or most of your words, as if you were whining. very annoying because It takes up alot of space, and you realize you are actually HEARING exactly what it would REALLY sounds like when you read it. Esp when it's someone you know that actually talks like that. (and who likes to hear someone WHINE) iritating, not pleasant to the eer, as your hearing it in you're head

"uuuuuuuhhhhhhh. But, weeeee've got to doo ssssooooooomethiiiiiiiiiigg this weeeeeeekeeeennddd." "nnooooooo, i'm notttt type whining." (except type whining would be spelled...type whiiiiiinnniiiiiiiiiinggggg

type whining by meanmine August 29, 2011

shitening 

The spawn of a shitstorm often seen in the distance before the storm hits. Shitening destroys all it hits.

Off in the distance chad could see the shitening, and knew the boss would have bad news.

shitening by ddeckchair May 3, 2010