by Wanker March 29, 2005
by The Crusade August 14, 2008
The act or the art of jerking off but the word sounds cool so I can just say I'm wanking instead of saying I'm jerking off
by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020
by willy wanker February 21, 2003
British English meaning either:
1) to masturbate; the act of masturbation
2) bad; poor; unsatisfactory
1) to masturbate; the act of masturbation
2) bad; poor; unsatisfactory
by Szam December 23, 2008
by VikingCVSB June 18, 2021
Developed in support of the Anti-Planking Movement. It is the act of smearing one's sweaty cock on any surface that is known as a common area for planking. This method is used to prevent planking on these surfaces, and if fails to do so is done in hopes that a planker will use his/her mouth on these surfaces while planking. It was developed by Anti-Planking leader, Drew the Wanker.
He was wanking on the row of gum ball machines because he hates hipster douchebags planking on them. He is a true patriot.
by Drew182 July 21, 2011