Stoned, Wasted, Boxed, Mashed
I went round Ferret's house last night and got wankered on his bong
by cappy May 23, 2003
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English insult (Australian, Britian, New Zealand) literally meaning "someone who wanks" as in someone who masturbates.

Generally meaning, people who are called wankers means that they are completely worthless and useless in anything they try to do that the only thing they are good at are wanking.

It's also used as a complement to close friend, meaning no harm- similar to cunt; both as an insult and a friendly complement.
The only wanker and wankers I love are me, my family and my friends.
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Definitively, an onanist, one (usually expected to be male) who enjoys unassisted sexual gratification. Colloquially, anybody of whom you have a low opinion.
Tony Blair? Fucking gutless, worthless, complete and utter WANKER!!
by titwanker April 10, 2003
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A word Americans use to seem cool but it just makes them look gay because they don't have a fucking accent.
"fuck off wanker" says the American, with an american accent.
by youfuckingcunttbh April 15, 2017
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Someone who is "full of shit", or "full of themselves", as opposed to wank} which means to masturbate. The inference is that they are so in love with themselves they are self-masturbating. Commonly used in Australia to "take the piss" out of people.
by luxetraveller July 9, 2014
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Someone whose only interaction with women is when he is wanking, thinking about them.
S: "I don't talk to girls!"
Y: "Meh, such a wanker!"
by plasmafury May 25, 2010
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1. term used for someone who jacks off all day.
2. A loser who is 35 and lives with his mom and doesn't have a job.
3. a fuckin' retard
1. get your hands out of your pants you wanker
2. man that guy is such a wanker
3. What a wanker
by Stephanie \'youngin\' April 26, 2003
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