by #1 vintage whimsy lover May 25, 2023
by Kaneelkip February 19, 2011
by I love Vintage Sky January 14, 2004
Usually clothes that are vintage ie. more than 20 years old, no longer available by a designer brand, out of stock, therefore, deadstock. An example of vintage deadstock can be gold label Levi’s for example. These key words can attract buyers of vintage designer labels and can be used as a description when selling vintage clothes online. Used with a hashtag #vintage deadstock.
by tashiim September 29, 2020
Vintage Bate is what occurs when you're too lazy to find your vibrator, or when your vibrator batteries run out mid-bate and you just use your hands to rub one out, with no technological assistance.
"My batteries died right when I was about to cum. So I just went vintage bate on that shit."
"I didn't feel like looking for my toy, so I just vintage bated."
"My internet connection was too slow for that porn, so I had no choice but to vintage bate."
"I didn't feel like looking for my toy, so I just vintage bated."
"My internet connection was too slow for that porn, so I had no choice but to vintage bate."
by neastergirl82 January 25, 2012
Vintage interests:
1. They wear vintage or custom made clothes in older styles
2. They listen to old (1900s-1960s) music instead of what "normal" girls listen to, like Taylor Swift
3. They style their hair in vintage curls using no-heat methods instead of "destroying their hair to follow the current trend"
4. They have "vintage hobbies" like reading books, baking, sewing, etc.
5. They can't leave the house without red lipstick
+ PLUS BITCHY ATTITUDE:
They think they're "classy", "cultured", above everyone else, either because they dress like 1950s upper class or they're naturally narcissists. Many have social media pages where they display their vintage outfits and belongings under the guise of "enjoying old things", but really they're just basking in the attention as much as any Instagram bikini model. They prefer to smirk or frown "seductively" for pictures, thinking it looks sultry. Actually, it's just their bitchy attitude showing through. Likes to be part of cliques and office gossip. Will take any chance they get to brag about their music taste, custom made clothes, or the Jane Austen book they just read.
= Vintage bitch
Just to be clear: liking vintage things does not make a girl a vintage bitch. Liking old stuff is cool, actually.
It's using vintage interests as a reason to be a bitch to everyone that makes her a vintage bitch.
1. They wear vintage or custom made clothes in older styles
2. They listen to old (1900s-1960s) music instead of what "normal" girls listen to, like Taylor Swift
3. They style their hair in vintage curls using no-heat methods instead of "destroying their hair to follow the current trend"
4. They have "vintage hobbies" like reading books, baking, sewing, etc.
5. They can't leave the house without red lipstick
+ PLUS BITCHY ATTITUDE:
They think they're "classy", "cultured", above everyone else, either because they dress like 1950s upper class or they're naturally narcissists. Many have social media pages where they display their vintage outfits and belongings under the guise of "enjoying old things", but really they're just basking in the attention as much as any Instagram bikini model. They prefer to smirk or frown "seductively" for pictures, thinking it looks sultry. Actually, it's just their bitchy attitude showing through. Likes to be part of cliques and office gossip. Will take any chance they get to brag about their music taste, custom made clothes, or the Jane Austen book they just read.
= Vintage bitch
Just to be clear: liking vintage things does not make a girl a vintage bitch. Liking old stuff is cool, actually.
It's using vintage interests as a reason to be a bitch to everyone that makes her a vintage bitch.
Person A: "What's Bethany doing these days? You haven't mentioned her in awhile."
Person B: "Oh, she stopped talking to me years ago. She became a vintage bitch who was too good to be friends with someone 'normal' like me. She's an Instagram influencer wannabe, now."
Person B: "Oh, she stopped talking to me years ago. She became a vintage bitch who was too good to be friends with someone 'normal' like me. She's an Instagram influencer wannabe, now."
by Venandi Daemonium December 28, 2022
Jon: Bro I went over to this old whores house and got a Vintage 69
Don: Bro that must have felt weird if she had no teeth
Don: Bro that must have felt weird if she had no teeth
by Sharpest Cheddar January 18, 2021