Vet as in veterinarian, not veteran. These are the people you see in comment sections across social media under videos of animals. They will claim whatever activity the animal is doing in the video is harmful to said animal, ruining the fun for everyone. They have no actual veterinary experience or expertise, and they often just parrot poorly-cited articles they just Googled to make their comment.
"Here's a video of my ferret eating steak!"
"UMMM ACTUALLY FERRETS NEED TO EAT WHITE MEAT ONLY. THAT'S BAD FOR THEM. YOU'RE ABUSING HER."
"Wow, someone's being a backseat vet. Actually, any raw meat is fine for ferrets to eat. I've owned ferrets for 20 years, you don't know what you're talking about."
by Takuro December 26, 2022
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A crack vet is a stereotypical former or active service member similar to bro-vet, but will say the most outlandish, retarded, things you will ever hear, a crack vet will discriminate against younger boots and laugh at how they dress, even though they wear fruity short shorts by grunt style while wearing a backwards trucker cap, they also speak in a robotic matter and sound like Mordecai from regular show while doing it
That NCO talking about how he wishes he could strangle his kid seems like a crack vet
by Mrpeaches21 January 3, 2023
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becoming friends with the teacher's pets only so the teachers will like you almost as much
I've become such a teacher's vet this year. I try to befriend all of the teacher's pets only to get some brownie points from the teachers.
by iCoinedThat1199 December 13, 2009
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The process by which any individual's accomplishments and/or creative output is deemed valid based on the virtue - or perceived virtue - of said individual. Inversely, to make eligible for censorial callout and shutdown any work or creative output of any individual deemed unvirtuous.
The painting was removed from the exhibit after the artist, who had indeed endured a troubled past, failed to survive the virtue vetting of a group of highly motivated and vocal museum supporters, who claimed to be offended by the work's inclusion in the show.
by ka the wordsmythe October 3, 2018
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Any women is over the age of 35 and hooks up with younger men
This salty vet was trying to hook with me last night
by Coyne November 26, 2003
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Cindy McCain: "John! Just what are you doing going into the closet again with those pictures of Sarah Palin in her bathingsuit?"
John McCain: "Nothing, dear, I'm just going to vet the veep."
by FigurinOutLife September 19, 2008
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Vet-Bro is a term used by younger Soldiers that are triggered knowing that they couldn't hack it back in the day and by older Soldiers trying way too hard to be woke and politically correct.
Vet-Bros with their back in the day comments.
by Ssgthobro March 28, 2022
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